which pick up line is better?

the jail one. you KNOW that boy is horny.

Although the flattery in the jail one is an obvious mastery of romantic conversation, the rehab question promises an uninhibited adventure without the threat of interruption by your crackhead mother.....I can see how it would be very tough for a woman to resist either of these two lines. Did you come up with these? Do you care if I use them?

if sum1 tried either of those on me id be sayin somethin like well i may be the hottest youve seen but thats the most ul see of me theres the door the only thing ur pullin is its handle so dont let it hit you in the butt on the way out.

try something that actually means takin notice her hair looks gd cute smile or havent seen you around here before if you hav then damb you look betta every time i see you but the ones your choosin wont get you any where at all notr with any self respectin girl infact even the loosers that are desperate would laugh in ya face with those cheesy lines

hey there, you are the prettiest woman i have seen since i got out of jail yesterday."

would you like to come back to my place? my mom is in rehab and we can have the whole place to ourselves."

but you had me at Harry. I love you.

They are BOTH funny but if you want a woman to really like you, you should just be yourself.

I mean are you trying to get her to laugh? Than I would go with the second one, it's funnier, the first one might scare her away if she's gullible.

Oooh, the jail one is better. Women love a dangerous man!

Definitely the latter of the two. Have the whole place to ourselves, do we? (Do you have a washing machine, and do you need to do a load?) Ha! Jen

"would you like to come back to my place? my mom is in rehab and we can have the whole place to ourselves." totally bangable

rehab is funny, jail could be taken to seriously

LMAO they are both sooo lame and neither are going to get you a woman however I will txt both to my husband at work