What would you choose to have written on your grave stone?

Here lies the beautifull gir that died where she wanted. Ehere she loved. The sea.By what she loved. She will always be with us, in our hearts and around us. The young girl Courtney Hazlett.

I'd put a button on top of the stone and the actual monument would say PUSH HERE with an arrow pointing to the button. Then a recording of my voice screaming "MOVE, YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY FACE!" would come blasting out. I'd have a webcam put up on www.angelasgraveishilarious.com so people could watch people get startled and jump backward.

Resting in Peace dont disturb

A Child Of The King -(Jesus)

that's what i will have, cause I'm a child of the greatest king, my father is rich in house and land. he holds the wealth of he world in his hand. rubies ,diamonds,silver& gold , he has riches untold.

RIP

1971-2999

'Here lies Flit, who never knew what was for dinner'

My mum said that's what she'd put on it (strange she thinks I'm dying before her) because, as I still live at home, I phone my mum from work every lunch to ask what's for dinner, just so I don't have something similar for lunch, and she gets really angry!

I would have a rhyming limerick and it would say...

"He no longer works too much now he rests,

in a pile of decrepit bones and flesh,

his social security will go to the next,

working man if our economy don't recess!!!!

Like Spike Milligan "I told you I was ill"

They were supposed to cremate me

"He lived for four thousand years without looking a day over thirty"

Or

"He never lied about never lying"