what's the best way to annoy the Naruto characters?

Rock Lee

1)tell him Sakura and Gai hates him

2)call him punny and weak

3)tell him youth sucks and so does he

4)tell him that Gaara hates him

5)steal all of his jumpsuits and dye them all orange

6)put the jumpsuits back and when he wears one out in public call him a Naruto-copycat

7)get Naruto and show him Lee and say that Lee wants to show people he'll be a better Naruto and Hokage than Naruto would ever be

8)watch Naruto and Lee go at it and laugh at them both

Kakashi Hatake

1)steal Icha Icha Paradise(be prepared to run like h***)

2)yell "PERVERT!!!" every time Kakashi reads Icha Icha

3)while he is reading Icha Icha ask him what is he do over and over again

4)when he tells u to stop asking, say "stop what?" and continue to annoy him like that

5)tell him Iruka hates him

Sakura Haruno

1)tell her Sasuke likes Naruto

2)when she comes walking up to u, shield your face and say "Ahh! I'M BLIND BY YOUR SHINE HUGE FOREHEAD!!"

3)sue her for blinding u w/ her forehead and win the case

4)follow her around secretly and take embarrassing pictures of her

5)sell the pictures to random people but most of all to Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke, and Jiraiya

6)dye her hair into a bright orange and show Naruto and say Sakura did it for him 'cause she likes him(do this if u dare)

Naruto Uzumaki

1)tell him Sasuke would be a better Hokage than him

2)tell him Tsunade would be a better Hokage than him

3)tell him ANYONE even Akamaru would be a better Hokage

4)tell him Sasuke got the hots for him

5)steal his ramen and make sure he doesn't get any ramen for a week

Sasuke Uchiha

1)call him Sas-Gay

2)follow him around and call him Sas-Gay

3)tell fangirls where he is when he is hiding from them

4)tell him that Itachi is more powerful, sexier, and h*** of lot more cooler than he is(it is the truth but run after u tell him)

5)tell him that Orochimaru is a perverted guy that wants him to be his "boy toy"

Deidara

1.) Ask if he makes out with his hand mouths.

2.) Ask if his hand mouths snore.

3.) Cut off that ponytail thing he has.

4.) Shake hands with him after dipping your hand in super-hot hot sauce, and hope that the hand mouth licked the hand afterwards...

5.) Play strip poker with him, and make the game dedicated to seeing whether he's a guy or a girl.

6.) See if you can get one of his hand mouths to bite it's tongue.

7.) Put his hand mouths and not him on the 'Sexiest Singles' list.

8.) Call him 'Dei-Dei'.

9.) Constantly bug him about the Uchihas.

10.) Ask if his hand mouths ever needed braces.

11.) Handcuff him to Tobi.

12.) Accidentally give away all his clay to Tobi for an Arts and Crafts class.

13.) Start an argument between him and Sasori on what type of art is better.

14.) Constantly watch him to see whether he enters the girl's or guy's bathroom.

15.) Ask if his hands have ever eaten soap before when he takes a bath (and if he says that he doesn't take baths, well, you have hours of fun making fun of him... X3)

16.) Ask if he got valentines from the guys as well as the girls.

17.) Ask him if painting the fingernails was his idea...

18.) Make Deidara very late for meeting Sasori for something.

19.) Ask if his handmouths puke.

20.) Ask if his handmouths eat his food.

21.) Hold some laxatives and shake his hands and allow them to eat the laxatives.

22.) Show him ALL of the yaoi of him.

Kisame

1.) Call him 'chum' (*Note*; Chum is shark food).

2.) Tell him that Jaws was the worst movie ever.

3.) Buy him an indestructible Gai Beat-Up doll.

4.) Introduce him to Lee, the mini-Gai.

5.) Ask if he had any problems growing up with other children, and whether they made fun of him for he's blue.

6.) Ask him if since he's blue, he'll take over Valentine's Day, since the Grinch was green and took over Christmas.

7.) Set him up on a date with a real girl shark that wears lipstick (I want to see his reaction... lol)

8.) Steal his sword while wearing heavy duty gloves so it won't spike you, and ruuuuuuuuuunnnnnn awaaaaaaaaayyyy....

9.) Start singing 'Under the Sea' around him. See what he thinks on it... X3

10.) Ask if his hair always stood up like that, and just how much gel he needs for it.

11.) Ask him how much dye he needed to dye his body blue, and his hair.

13.) Set him up for plastic surgery to see if they can get rid of his blue skin (wow, poor surgeons...)

14.) Ask if he's a relative of Jaws.

15.) As he walks under a building, sit on top of the buidling and have a fishing rod and go fishing for Kisame with Shark Chow as bait!

16.) Ask if all his family was blue and let him know that it isn't what is on the outside, but what's on the inside that matters...

17.) Go for a seven hour marathon of playing 'Blue' around him.

18.) Ask how he feels about all the yaoi pics of him and Itachi.

19.) Ask if he's ever dated a fish.

20.) (if you're a Mermaid Melody fan, you'll understand this one... lol) Grab one of the mics from Mermaid Melody and say their catch phrase and try and destroy him with your Pichi Pichi Pitch powers!! XD

21.) Show him Yaoi of him and Itachi.

22.) Bring him to Darla (from Finding Nemo).

23.) Ask if he thinks that Goldfish crackers are offensive.

24.) Tell him that people should continue polluting the oceans.

25.) Tell him that you're a sharkhunter, and carry a harpoon with you.

26.) Try and harpoon at Kisame, and when he looks angry at you, say 'There he blows!'

27.) Play the 'Jaws' theme whenever he enters a room/ village.

And I just couldn't resist...

HIDAN!

1.) Ask if he's a vampire.

2.) Give him an Atheist (no offense to Atheist, but think about it... O.o)

3.) Make him join a club called Vegan's Anonymous.

4.) Take away his scythe.

5.) Put his scythe up for sale on Ebay, and let Kakuzu see it, and then let him buy it, and tell Hidan that Kakuzu just stole his scythe.

6.) Get Kakuzu really mad at Hidan.

7.) Constantly make traps trying to kill Hidan even though he's immortal.

8.) Come running in stupidly during one of his rituals screaming idiotically.

9.) Tell him that his rituals are dumb.

10.) Tell him that his god doesn't exist and that he should become _______(<<<< insert religion here, lol).

11.) Ask if he's emo (since he cuts himself)

12.) Start singing the emo song, (except replace all the 'I's with 'you's) around Hidan.

-Rock Lee Say that you will take his eyebrows off

-Gai Say that he is not very youthful while he is roped to a chair

-Kakashi take his books and hide them

-Haruno Say that ino is so pretty

-Naruto eat ramen and don't give any to him

-Sasuke put his fangirls in a room with him

-Kisame say that you will dye his skin white

-Deidara make clay art and say , this is really a blast!

rock lee- tell him how sakura absolutely hates him

gai-make fun of the spandex suit

kakashi-call him a perv

haruno-tell her about sasuke

naruto-same as haruno (but also call him a cissy if you can)

sasuke-tell him he is weak

kisame-call him a stupid blue guy with gills

deidara-call him ino

all the other characters...well bring up something embarrasing from their past

-Rock Lee ask about his eyebrows

-Gai tell him his an old man

-Kakashi write on his favorite books

-Haruno still thinking

-Naruto show him pictures of sakura with other men

-Sasuke keep talking to him

-Kisame keep forgeting him

-Deidara tell "IT" that it's art work sucks!!!

Walk up to Naruto and keep saying "Sasuke" over and over.

Sakura: Say Sasuke will never lovee her and will get married to Ino.

Kisame: Say blue hair and gills are 1950

Deidara: Paint is the new clay. Paint is usually toxic, so he can't eat it w/ his hands.

Gai and Lee: Say their eyebrows scare girls away and tell Lee that Canada's stupid

Tobi: Steal his spiral mask and replace it w/ a Pikachu one

ooohh fun! lets see....

rock lee - tell him that he has no youth and that gai is a little b$#@h

Gai - say that kakashi is so much cooler than him and that he should be in a toothpaste comercial with his dork-faced smile

kakashi - yell "pervert!' whenever you see him reading his book

breath down his neck when he reads his book... (that can be very annoying O_O)

prank call him and say that they are no longer making Makeout Paradise or Icha Icha Paradise

sakura - tell her that you're carrying sasuke's baby

call her useless and when she says other wise yell "prove it!!!"... she has no proof!!!!

for her birthday give her a coupon for plastic surgery

naruto - say that he will never be hokage then sing Dream On by aerosmith

sasuke - tell him that itachi is smarter, hotter, stronger and just better than he is

tell him that the back of his hair looks like a chickens butt

take all of his clothes and replace then with either "i love sakura/ino shirts or itachi fangirl clothes!

kisame - call him fish-face...

draw gills on your face

deidara - after he blows up his art stuff... say "EW!! no wonder why you blow it up! it's hideous!!!"

Rock Lee - Call gai sensei dumb

Gai - Kill rock Lee

Kakashi - Grab the bells

Sakura - Make out with Sasuke

Kisame - Insult his sharkness appearance

Deidera - say "Whatcya doin" over and over again

Basically you can make all the Naruto characters mad by underestimating them lol

-Rock Lee

Tell him Gai hate you & think you suck at taijutsu

-Gai

Tell him Lee thinks you're a lousy teatcher who have nothing new to add & your outfit sucks!

-Kakashi

Tell him Jiraya will not make any new icha icha books anymore

-Haruno

Tell her Sasuke loves Ino

-Naruto

Tell him Ichiraku has closed

-Sasuke

Tell him that indeed Naruto want him as a boyfriend

-Kisame

Tell him that his skin color sucks

-Deidara

Tel him his art sucks & that Sassori's one is better

-Shikamaru

Tell him that he is a lame stupid Ninja & that Temari used to love him but now that he is an idiot she don't.

- Ino

Tell her "you're fat & that no one likes her

- Choji

Tell him that his very slim!

lee- tell him that gai is a loser

gai- tell him kakashi is better than him

kakashi- take away his make out paradise books

haruno- ino+sasuke together

naruto- tell him he can't be hokage

sasuke- tell him he can never kill itachi

kisame- make sharks on the endangered speces list

deidara- hmmmm..... i honestly dont know

sasori- say art is a bang

Karin when she was in Hebi/Taka hinata always fainting around naruto ten ten for having an annoying voice sakura for the first 50 episodes of naruto

Rock Lee - "Ur one-piece outfit is damn UGLY!"

Gai - "Kakashi is way COOLER than U!"

Kakashi - BURN all his novels!!!

Sakura - "Naruto said that U'r the MOST annoying person on this entire planet!"

Naruto - STEAL all his money to buy RAMEN and then REFUSE to share any with him!!!

Sasuke - "Itachi IS and will ALWAYS be better than U!"

Kisame - "SORRY, but I dunno who the hell U are!"

Deidara - "ART SUX!!!"