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RZ (LPPBS) asked in SportsHockey · 1 decade ago

If everyone in the hockey section was to be stuck on a deserted island?

1. Who would be the 1st to go insane because of lack of booze?

2. Which reg\regs are most likely to get everyone off the island?

3. Who would probably come home with a new pet monkey?

4. Who would be the 1st person (if anybody) to get eaten?

5. Which regs are most likely to injure each other after a few days?

6. Who would be the 1st to completely panic?

7. Which regs would be in charge of which of the fallowing

Housing

Finding Food\Hunting

Cooking

Heath care

Add whatever else might fit in.

Update:

I apologize for any typos

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    1)We all know I would be running around looking for frogs to lick. Edit. I think Iceman, Andrew, Beer Slayer, and Bob, may also be lloking for some frogs.....not that I think about it.

    2)Joe……he is always talking about fixing things, so maybe he would be like the Professor on Gilligan’s Island.

    3)You RZ, I can picture you with a monkey. ;)

    4)Bob……He would end up arguing with someone, they would take it personal, and suddenly he would like a turkey leg (like on Looney toons)

    5)I bet Iceman would take off on his own and end up getting hurt. I imagine he’s a loner. “Freckles”, Jenni, Erica, Hockey-Gal, and I would end up doing something stupid, like a three-legged race or something, and after licking all those frogs, I am sure we would end up hurt.

    6)Mike would panic. I imagine he is uptight in person. TBL might also panic.

    7)Housing – Lity seems like a good provider

    Finding food/Hunting: All the men…….I bet no-dirt is a good hunter.....and I bet Bill's crazy side is a good hunter also.

    Cooking: I know Freckles can make taco dip. I bet Andrew and Jennay know how to cook coon and rabbit……living in Carolina….kidding. ....Oh, I bet Kimmy would be a good cook.

    Health care: Amy, she has children and I am sure she is a pro at kissing boo-boos.

    Joe: LMAO, I can’t believe I told you the BLT hang over story…..man, I am boring. :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1. Haley.

    2. Bob would kick us all off so he can start his own country called "Genius Island."

    3. Joe. RZ, I can give you a monkey too since I'm the one hunting them on the island :)

    4. I nominate Jude.

    5. The massive Wings population on this section might start fighting with all the Avs fans here.

    6. Myself.

    7.

    Housing - Nips

    Finding Food/ Hunting - I'll hunt monkeys, Howler and Tina spearer can spear fish.

    Cooking - I don't now anyone who can cook here.

    Health Care - AMDD. She could also serve us all some Sangria (I hear it's great medicine) :)

    Tuna - I was going to put you down actually. But I realized, that you were actually spearing Sharks and Tuna in the middle of the Ocean. Howler only spears them by the shore. Either way, you are right, I am sorry.

    Source(s): Red Wings and Blue Jackets fan.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hi

    1. I believe it would be a tough race. The winner will have gone through almost a spiritual awaking. They along with the rest of us, will never be the same. Photo finish.

    2. Well with all the hot air being spouted by some should be no problem to build a hot air balloon and have them stand under it. Be the shortest time a group of people ever has been stranded. Also will set record for cheapest flight ever.

    3. I don't know anything about monkeys, I do know something about Mon Key

    4. Well I will a quote Aerosmith Eat the Rich. So I'm safe and that is all the counts.

    5. Ain't none of ya'll safe ya hear, stay back.

    6. Sadly I can see half of em crying for their momma within the first hour.

    7. Copas and Joe can work on this

    The rest I can handle Sorry don't know peoples back ground to know who has truly lived away from civilization, I know mine. How many of you has a water compass in you wallet, just in case. Or how to get fresh drinking water.

    Thank You

    Source(s): ps Soviet, do you not think I would have the best chance at spearing some fish, I am the Tuna Spearer after all
  • 1 decade ago

    1. There might be panic for a while; but Spud will come through with cannabis seeds and in a couple months we’d all be happy, if not hungry.

    2. Joe. I can see the Professor thing going on here. Mike’s a smart cookie. I think he would help.

    3. I agree, RZ, you would have the new pet monkey. Nips will bring home a sheep.

    4. Poor Bill W.

    5. Bob and whomever pisses him off.

    6. Sharks Baby would go PMS on all of us. It’d get ugly. ;-)

    7. Housing – LITY.

    Finding Food\Hunting – Copas. He is a Predator (fan).

    Cooking – I guess the votes in for Homes.

    Heath care – Lubers.

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  • 1 decade ago

    1. Pretty much everyone on here! Except for me, and some other "kids"

    2. LITY. Smartest one.

    3. Me!! :) Well probably Haley.

    4. JUDE. Atleast we hope that.

    5. Haley and Beer Slayer. In a fight because they are so insane cause they haven't had beer.

    6. I have absolutely no idea.

    7.

    Housing: All of the Girls.

    Finding Food/Hunting: Just take me for the food damnit.

    Cooking Well you can cook me, but ask Sobuhutch. Ill take an enchilada!

    Health Care Anyone that knows somewhat about doctor crap.

    Source(s): Amy, Me? HAHA. Firstly I have no idea what Cannibus crap is..
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1. I think the island would crash with no booze

    2. I am the human map

    3. That guy above would impregnate a monkey

    4. Ha, whoever has the most "meat on their bones"

    5. Bob and Joe, they are fans of the "Broad Street Bullies"

    6. Me, especially if no booze exists

    Homes would be a good realtor

    LITY is probably still pretty good with a stick

    All I need is wood and meat

    Someone in Canada, since the American system sucks

  • 1) Homes, lol.

    2) Bob, LITY, and Snoop will team up to get us all off.

    3) Me! lol

    4) No one will get eaten.

    5) I can see Joe and Nips going at it...in fun, of course, but there might be some accidental injuries.

    6) Hmmm...probably Homes when she realized there's really no booze. Of course, she'd already be insane from lack of booze...

    7) A-LITY

    B- Joe and Nips...but not at the same time!

    C- Me, Jenni, and Jennay

    D- Erica, AMDD, and Kimmy

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1. Homes. She's pull a Jack Sparrow and uncover and underground supply of rum.

    2. LITY seems like a well travelled man. I'm staying behind yo, more sun for me.

    3. You might sway me to come home with the monkey, you saw my kitty post.

    4. Snoop is very selfless, he'd donate himself, methinks. I'd go for you know who...if IT wasn't all greasy and ****.

    5. I'd imagine some sand rasslin (not in the gay way, NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT) between Joe and Nips. There might be some purple nurples up in that camp.

    6. I have the shortest fuse...me. Then I'd get over it real quick lol.

    7. Housing- Joe and Nips

    Finding Food- If we elected not to kill Sammy off, I'd send IT. Maybe IT would get lost andeaten by a lion.

    Cooking- Homes, by a mile

    Healthcare- Don't we have a doctor on here? If not, I could try to help, and Vinny would do the pseudo-prescriptions and herbel remedies.

    Heavy would defend us from wild animals. You would keep us entertained with slam poetry :)

    Source(s): LMAO Homes!
  • 1 decade ago

    I think Homes and I would vie for that title, while Beer Slayer went off looking for his elusive pants.

    LITY would be my guess too.

    I think everyone would take one, hey why not?

    It would be a feast, Roast Sammy with Duck Sauce

    A Jude Stew, and Noah's New Stalker Souffle.

    Hmmm, I think tensions would be high so fans of rival teams would be at each others throats.

    I honestly don't know. Maybe one of the younger regs.

    Housing- Nips and I (we both work with our hands)

    Food/Hunting- every able person

    Cooking- Homes is always talking about these awesome meals she makes so I'll throw her in here. Freckles is in charge of the Sangria and Taco Dip.

    Health Care- Any of the parents in here.

    (I don't usually answer these because I'm awful at it, but this was a fun one RZ)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1.Too easy

    2.Haley-Shes capable of making a BLT even if they dont offer it on the menu.

    3.Laying Low..Just because.

    4.Jude..For some reason I think hes a big fat slob so you'll be eaten for days.

    5.Bob and Zata

    6.Perry..Without Bry Bry being around he would panic..jk

    7.

    Housing-Jay K-Not sure why.Amy I can see he being a realtor.

    Hunting-Copas-Damn redneck.and Soviet dude with his flame thrower.

    Cooking-No dirt-I think he'd be a good cook.Kimmy-Cooking her weenies.Erica-Makes a mean peach cobbler so I'm told.

    Health Care-Nips-His pop is a dentist.Freckles being a counseller.

    Source(s): **Andrew-You really want that as your quote?"All I need is wood and meat".Impregnating the monkey was very funny.
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