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When you become an atheist, do you automatically get a degree in biology?

That would really help me out.

Update:

and how long does it typically take for them to mail the degree to you?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    No

    That is called a diploma mill and has nothing to do with religion.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Yes you do! It is an amazing benefit! But it requires a 60 page essay on why you wish to be an atheist, and a 300 page thesis on the evils of organized religion. Once the board goes over your work, and if they approve of it, you should receive your degree in about 6-8 weeks.

    Good luck!

  • 1 decade ago

    Err noo, I've been an atheist for years, like teh dya I was born practically. I wish I had a degree in biology. Too bad im gonna have to get my degree the hard way.

    Biology has nothing to do with atheism. I mean does atheism teach you about DNA, enzymes, cell structures etc . . . .

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    4 to 6 weeks

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Degrees in Biology are not like degrees in Theology!

    They don't hand them out for $5 and two coupons off cereal packets like "religious" institutions.

  • Gary
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I became an atheist a couple years before I obtained my BS in biology.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    In about 7-10 business days.

    Source(s): some atheistic pastafarian infidel
  • 1 decade ago

    That's what happened to me. I declared atheism and the next day I received a letter and diploma in the mail. "Congratulations on becoming an atheist. As a symbol of our appreciation we have enclosed a B.S. in biology. Please enjoy your new degree, and use with care. Signed, Jesus Christ and Company."

  • 1 decade ago

    I have thinking of applying to one of those "life experience" degrees and quoting my 1768 clock hours on YA as experience.

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol

    I'm working on my chem degree as we speak but it really helps actually having a brain that uses logic lol

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