If the Hockey section was a work place?

1. LITY

2. BOB

3. Me, Im doing this at work right now...

4. Joe, by a landslide

5. Can I vote for myself twice?

6. Homes, only cause she'd come in drunk

7. The peacemaker- Snoop

8. The troublemaker everyone loves: NIPS

9. The guy who quits in a blaze of glory, or punches out a client: Heavy Soviet

10. The young college student intern: Mike

11. The hot secretary who wouldnt give you the time of day: I heart Gonchar

Hi

I am the one that is brought in as the efficiency expert. I point out when people are not on course. People that turn in reports that have nothing to do with the subject matter or contain information that is so biased that it is misleading or even false are pointed out for all to see. Lately there has been a backlog in the system due to all the excess use for self stroking egos (SSE). This issue is hard to remedy as most that suffer from SSE think they are one of the cool kids and anyone saying something negative about them must be off base. The more serious the SSE the less productive the victim is. In this cause all the person with SSE has to do is look back at previous works and take note if there is anything of substance to the work matter of HOCKEY. If they have not answered or asked a question dealing with hockey in past week yet maintained a regular status they might have SSE. If one name rather it is a certain player or team, SSE may be the cause.

I would ask that everyone takes a moment to look at both themselves and others, ask is it Hockey related, does it effect the game on the ice in any way shape or form.

Thank You

How the h-e-double hockey sticks did we get here? I never even bothered to look at where this was posted, I just followed Jay or Joe's star on over ... I can't wait to see if anyone who actually answers in this section gives you grief for posting hockey here. Do they have hockey in Banjarmasin? Is Banjarmasin a place? I'm so confused!

The Owner - LITY

Manager - Bob Loblaw

The Lazy One - Me!

The Reliable One - Snoop

The most Irresponsible - NIPS (hahaha)

The Goodie Two Shoes - Definitely Mike!

The office flirts - Jenni and Haley

The nice girls - Erica, Kimmy

The responsible people - zap, zam, lubers

The Clown - Copas

The guys that never show up for work - David D, FlamesFan, and the two pepper people

The young people - Chris, Spud, and myself (again)

The normal guy - Jay K

Haha! I love the thought of that... if y'all were my coworkers, I'd look forward to coming to work everyday, even if it was an office job.

Whose desk would be beside who?

I would be the one sitting behind my computer secretly watching hockey videos on YouTube instead of doing my work. Oh, and I'd get bored and try to do something outrageous or competetive to mix things up a little.

There would be some people like Sammy and others who we'd pick on like they pick on Dwight in The Office... but it wouldn't be the same without them

Owner- LITY

Manager- Bob

Lazy One- Heavy!

Reliable One- Lubers

Irresponsible- Mike..hes an Avs fan. You cant trust him.

Goodie Two Shoes- You!

Perv- Me!

**Wow Joe. Im sorry a few jokes offended you so much. I guess i wont open my mouth anymore.

I'm the lazy one, that's all I'll say. My procrastination knows no bounds, as is evidenced by the fact that I am not completely answering this question, lol.

Seriously though, I am really lazy. I wish I got a job where I could slack off all day and no one knew about it, lol.

I would be the one that goes for a break every 5 minutes, and returns 1 hour later & tries to win contests on the radio.

I would be a security guard though and take out the duster to sweep up the Puck Bunnies.

Lazy One- is def me cuz im at work for like 3 hours and have just been on the computer trying to stay awake till 7

Playboy-Thats hilarious considering I work sometimes 80 hours a week.HILARIOUS and when I'm on here I'm working.7 days a week working..Did I tell you how hilarious you are?Caring for 99 acres of land a day and doing office work and working huge events.Hilarious.So I guess that would make me lazy.

Heres a new one-

The job site comedian-Playboy Perry

Katie-Perry would be the man whore when YOU run out and get a huge Flyers symbol tattooed on your back.