Why married men fart more than a bachelor guy?

you could say cause we don't become assholes until we are married....

I dunno I think we notice ourselves ripping *** more cause we try to hold it in so long while courting our wifes now we fart all the time cause our seals are all burnt up from holding it in.

Men are not getting married because American women are no longer loveable. A man wants a wife not a court appointed supervisor to take all your assets and control your freedom. The cash value of a divorce in California is so great that women would rather have the free money than the responsibility of marriage. If you consider marriage as a business partnership, it is the worst decision you will ever make. The woman typically does not come in with equal assets, does not earn equal money, does not put in equal effort in the marriage, has an anchor baby then goes to the biased liberal family court to take half the man's assets. The attorneys take the other half. Now, if you do not pay alimony and child support you are a criminal. When you buy a house, the bank makes you buy fire insurance. The greatest risk to home ownership is getting married. Before you would ever consider getting married, buy divorce insurance and make your new wife pay for it!

I have this theory that men are soooo much better when they are single because they have to keep someone. They know that if they are rude, the woman could leave, no strings attached. But when they are married, the women have a harder time leaving because divorces take so long.

It's because they are fed better than us single dudes. Women never fart cause then their poonaynay would be tinky. Good question dude...laterz!!

I eat my wifes coking..and i fart more.

Remember the old adage "Wherever you be, let your wind go free. Best you suffer instead of me"

They eat Ho-Ho's once there married making gas and fat.

thaey dont need to impress anyone anymore

They also forget how to cook.

because their around their wives so they feel more comfortable..?