Monday Afternoon Questions?

1) Very, very, hot

2) Soccer...I'd get super drunk and maybe the game would SEEM faster.

3) "Treat her good, because I bite."

4) I suppose ale, but that is such a broad question...it like saying which is better the Pacific Ocean or the Atlantic Ocean.

5) Ask "What color are Crosby's eyes?" If she answers...then she's not watching hockey.

6) I'd just take over Cuba...if Castro can do it, anybody can!

7) I only like hockey...if I had to pick I would say football..favorite player would be Brett Favre...

8) It makes me feeling like scratching my arm.....I mean, he's a great guy...I just don't really care.

9) thongs.

1. How hot is it where you are?

- Hot as a mothe.....eh.....98 degrees.

2. If you had to choose between watching golf and soccer..which would it be?

- Soccer.

3. Your sister (if you don't have one pretend you do) is about to marry Sean Avery...what do you say to Avery before the wedding?

- Drop em' you p****.

4. Ale or Lager

- Nada. I'll be clean 4 years on 7-6-04.

5. How do you test a girl to see if she's a puckbunny?

- If she's interested in me at all, then there is puckbunny in her blood.

6. If you had your own island..were would it be located..what would the island life be like?

- Caribbean, me the only male and all the women are my slaves. (I want to keep my account, so the G-Rated version will have to do)

7. After hockey...what is you favorite sport..and who is your favorite player of that sport?

- Football. Brian Dawkins.

8. Hasek has retired....again..how does that make you feel?

- Like he doesn't mean it.....again.

9. Boxers or Briefs?

- Tighty Whities dear.

1. How hot is it where you are? 90 Degrees

2. If you had to choose between watching golf and soccer..which would it be? Golf

3. Your sister (if you don't have one pretend you do) is about to marry Sean Avery...what do you say to Avery before the wedding? Any chance you might play for Detroit? Regardless, here let me introduce you to my buddy Darren McCardy!

4. Ale or Lager Lager

5. How do you test a girl to see if she's a puckbunny? No test necessary. Just look for the bad dye job and caked on makeup. She will also be the chick that couldnt tell you a single player on any team, other than the one she is rooting for.

6. If you had your own island..were would it be located..what would the island life be like? It would be just off the coast of Maui. It would be like hakunamatata

7. After hockey...what is you favorite sport..and who is your favorite player of that sport? Basketball and current player would be Steve Nash.

8. Hasek has retired....again..how does that make you feel? Thankful

9. Boxers or Briefs? Boxers.

1. How hot is it where you are?

96

2. If you had to choose between watching golf and soccer..which would it be?

Soccer

3. Your sister (if you don't have one pretend you do) is about to marry Sean Avery...what do you say to Avery before the wedding?

Good Luck?

4. Ale or Lager

Neither

5. How do you test a girl to see if she's a puckbunny?

Put her in a room with Crosby, and study her reaction

6. If you had your own island..were would it be located..what would the island life be like?

It would be located in New York...as close as possible to MSG...It would be interesting I guess

7. After hockey...what is you favorite sport..and who is your favorite player of that sport?

Boxing...Mike Tyson

8. Hasek has retired....again..how does that make you feel?

Makes me feel old lol

9. Boxers or Briefs?

Boxers

1. 32 celsius (90 fahrenheit)

2. Soccer. At least it's kind of similar to hockey.

3. Elisha Cuthbert. My sister. Elisha Cuthbert. My sister. You messed up, sucker!

4. Lager

5. Say something along the lines of "Henrik Zetterberg is UGLY"...if I get a reaction then I know she's a puckbunny (and a keeper).

6. Somewhere hot (likely in the Caribbean). Island life will be the following: sleep, food, hockey, playing hockey (the law will state that arena's must be built no further than 30km away from one another), drinking, beach time, more food, more hockey. Sounds like a good life.

7. I'm pretty obsessed with hockey. So maybe I'd say football. My favourite player is anyone who plays for the Vikings!

8. He's a hall-of-fame goalie but it was the right time for him to go. He obviously wasn't in Detroit's future plans (Osgood and Howard are more than likely going to be the tandem in net next season), so he went out on top.

9. Boxers.

1) It's a chilly 59 degrees in my neck of the Minnesotan woods. (Share the warmth, guys? Please?)

2) Soccer. At least it has some action. Make it high school soccer; that's even better.

3) Ha! My sister will never get married. However, if it happened, I'd tell Avery to watch his ar$e...Wied could kick him into next week on an off day.

Don't piss off a truck driver/former circle-track racer/women's high gun champion...

4) either or.

5) Ask her to name a player who was on her 'favorite' team five years ago.

6) My island would be somewhere tropical, and it would always be five o'clock.

7) NASCAR: Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Baseball: Joe Mauer

Horse Racing: Secretariat and Seabiscuit

8) I really don't feel all that heartbroken about it. Everyone's got to retire sometime.

9) Boxers on my guy.

1) It is 95 right now in South Florida but feels like 103 Bright and sunny, no clouds

2)soccer

3)Good luck with that Sean

4) Ale

5)Hold up a pic of Sid and if she giggles at anything other than the cheesy mustache :Bunny

6)Somewhere in the Caribbean. Mellow and relaxing. The one ice arena would be mine , all mine

7)I guess baseball. Really don't have one favorite player right now.

8)I saw it coming. He has many things going on in the Czech Republic and also will probably get offered work somewhere with a hockey team

9) AS a girl I wear all kinds of undies, depending on my mood. On a guy though I prefer the boxer/briefs.

3pm weather update 95F with heat index (TX equivelant of the wind-chill factor) of 102

1.) 93 with 47% humidity for a heat index of 100F (38C) which isn't bad for Texas this time of year :)

2.) Soccer because I play it. I will hit the links when the Cubs win the Stanley Cup against the Lakers.

3.) Shawnie if I get the next round, will you buy me a lap dance?

4.) Depends on the weather I could go for a Indio right now. It's a dark ale from Mexico like Negra Modelo or Bohemia if you've had either of those. Regretfully though you can only get Indio in Mexico (fortunately for me I live less than an hour from the border)

5.) If she's in my room and looking at the sticks I have lined up against the wall .. see if she squeals when she sees the Sherwood CROSBY model or not

6.) It'd have to be somewhere I can play pond hockey at then relax and watch HNIC

7.) Soccer and all-time Michel Platini (#10 for France in the 80s) current Thierry Henry (#12 for France)

Lacrosse is a very close 2nd. Growing up it was Paul Gait these days Michael Powell. (was rooting for Hopkins though, am SUPER DOOPER HAPPY that they beat Puke)

8.) Congrats on a great career Dom

9.) I wear boxer-briefs size 34 (medium) if any of the ladies want to get me some. Preferably blue, black or grey.

1.) 98 degrees with humidity, but it feels like 102. Ugh. Horible. School was shortened today because of the heat. Then I went to my friend's house and swam in her big pool.

2.) Soccer, for sure. It's so much more interesting. I really respect soccer players. I think they have one of the most physically demanding sports. They run back and forth soo much.

3.) I wouldn't say anything, I'd just punch him in the face!! And then he will beat me up and my sister will call off the wedding because her fiance just beat up her sister. Haha. That would be painful, but the called off wedding and the satisfaction of punching him in the face would be worth it.

4.) I can't drink yet. So...Ginger ale!

5.) Let her choose between a life-size replica of Sidney Crosby made out of carrots or a date with the real Crosby. If the decision is difficult for her, then she is a puck bunny.

6.) It would be in the Pacific, like Indo-China area. They have really yummy mangos there. Island life would be chill, and we put people like Bettman into volcanos.

7.) I like tennis and my favorite player is Novak Djokovic.

8.) I think this is the last one. He's not gonna make another comeback.

9.) Um...Girl undies for me. I don't care what the guy wears.

1) 91 degrees

2) Soccer

3) I'm an Avery fan so I would say something along the lines "your lucky to have her because half of the US hates you."

4) I don't drink

5) trust me,you WILL know she's a puckbunny if you give her an easy history question and she doesn't know the answer.

6) Near Canada! Probably really bad.LOL

7) Football. Current: Michael Strahan,All Time : Lawrence Tayler.

8) Sad.

9) Either ones fine by me.