If you were GOD, what would your top 3 commandments be?

1 Thou shalt not worship me...I'm all powerful, so I don't need it.

2 Thou shalt not pray to me....I'm all knowing, so I know what you need.

3 Thou shalt not harm or kill any human or animal in my name...for I'm all merciful, so I abhor war and violence of any sort.

Since you are my children, my heaven is a place where you will be transformed into a child again. A place of laughter and playing, without any worries or fear.

You get there by following commandments 1, 2, and 3.

Hmmm. Three commandments?

1. I love all of my children the same. Every person has a right and a duty to know and relate to me in his own way, to believe whatever seems reasonable to him, no matter how silly it might seem to you. Nobody gets special privileges for 'correct' beliefs. And remember, religious doctrines are not from Me, they are man-made.

2. Fer crissake, treat each other with some respect! I sent my only son down to tell people it might be nice if we could all just get along and play nice together, and look what you did to him?

3. You better take care of that planet I made for you. You break it, you bought it. I'm not making you another one.

And another thing. My kingdom is not of this world. I do not pick your political leaders. Any leader who claims he is my choice is lying to you. It took you thousands of years to overcome that stupid belief, so why are you bringing it back now? Also any leader who claims I talk to him and tell him to invade other countries is lying, and wait 'till I get my hands on him!

Heaven is what earth could be like if people would just relax and realize that we are all here to help each other. Some cloudy heaven in the skies is completely beyond my ability to imagine. But I have a feeling that if you can't be happy here on earth, the problem is -you-, not earth, and you wouldn't be happy in heaven either.

Thou shalt chill out on Saturday and Sunday

Thou shalt show love to all (which implies no killing, no adultery, no coveting, no lieing, no theft)

Thou shalt appreciate today

Heaven would be an enormous room with big fluffy pillows and feather beds, and people would lay around relaxing.

To get to heaven you don't have to believe in me, but you cannot ever break the 3 commandments. I'm not going to die a torturous death for your salvation, and there are no do-overs. Walk the straight and narrow and you will get into my heaven. On the flipside, there would not be a hell if I was God - you just don't get to go to heaven. You would have to sleep on straw mattresses, and there might be bugs in them.

Top 3:

1) Love the Lord your God with all your heart, your mind, your soul, and your strength.

2) Love your neighbor as yourself.

3) To accomplish the above, ask my Son for help.

Heaven would be:

Free from death, mourning, crying and pain, an eternity in God's presence knowing and being known, loving and being loved.

People on earth would have to:

Commit to never hurting themselves, or one another again, and to loving and obeying God, the source of what is true and right. And admitting that they are imperfect, and need help to achieve this.

1. Be peaceful

2. No ignorance

3. Love

I would say reincarnation would be my heaven because thats what i believe.

1) Stop stalking me.

2) Keep you nose out of the bedrooms of consenting adults.

3) Educate yourself in science and history.

There is no heaven. Be a good person for the sake of being good.

1. Leave others who are different alone

2. Don't force others to believe in me

3. And use condoms people

1) gay people can get married and do whatever else they want

2) don't force your belief in me on anyone else

3)don't harm others in any way

my heaven would be freedom to do what YOU please,to say everyone's heaven would be different

All you have to do is be a good hearted person..don't have to believe in me,I'll take you if your good.

Thou shalt not kill in the name of spirituality

Thou shalt not let spirituality make thou conceited.

Thou shalt not take profits from spirituality

ummm... i reject your question... I nor you are God and God has already given us 10 commandments and the question we need to ask ourselves is that if these are the criteria that God is going to use to base our entrance into heaven, how do we stack up?

ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.'

TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.'

THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.'

FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.'

FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother.'

SIX: 'You shall not murder.'

SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.'

EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.'

NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.'

TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.'