If you were God, What would you have done differently?

I wouldn't have invented evil.

I would have made my presence more verifiable : no "mysterious ways", or only communicating through vague, easily misinterpreted "signs", etc. I would have made sure that everyone knew beyond the shadow of a doubt where they came from.

I also would have made sure Carrot Top was never conceived.

Not put the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil in the Garden of Eden.

Every 30 days I would show myself in an unquestionable way and say "I am God, choose to follow or not". That should end all of the 'my god is better then your god' and remove doubt as to if there is a god.

Why do I have to assume God made mistakes? God's intelligence and ways are way past man's ability to even try to understand him.

As far as I know he has a plan in his book he is following now including the day and age we are living now. That's called prophecy.

Shortened life expectancy to 50 years. Max. Man does too much damage in 120 years. If man could show me he is worthy of more life, I would consider extending it. Until then, die wicked turds. [Good thing I am not God.]

Nothing. I trust that God is perfect, therefore His plan for humanity is perfect. I might not like some things, but to change anything would change the perfection God has planned for me.

I wouldn't have created the human. What a dumb idea. Oh, and I wouldn't have gone around torturing people.

I would have followers which dont make me look completely incompetent, i would have planned properly and have done it right the first time.

Kill every religious stupidass in the world, destroy every religion, and focus only in the advancement of society and saving our planet.