The most random hockey questions of ALL TIME...?

1)Richards Sammich! Tuna on rye bread.Nothing wacky there.

2)I say "Sorry Mikey,You're playing the Flyers tonight AND I'm sure if it was the other way around I wasn't getting your cab.Good luck getting to the Center and your wallet wasn't lost it was stolen.While you're here can you sign this $10 bill that I probably don't need?Ohhhh and USA!"

3)You know your wife sucks....!Lesbian

4)Hockey skills cause I am already a charmer.jk

5)Playoff

6)Fight Laraque and get it over with.At least thats a fight who knows maybe I can take him?

1.) If you owned a deli and wanted to name a sandwich after your favorite player, what would it be called and what would be in it?

A pound beef patty soaked in tabasco before being grilled topped with pepperjack cheese and jalepenos on sourdough bread. I'd call it the Probie because it would kick your @ss.

2.) You are on your way to a date with a great looking "person". You hail a cab (you only have 10 bucks) and your credit card (to pay for the date). Mike Modano runs up behind you and says "Hey, I lost my wallet and I'm late for our game tonight. Can you spot me 10$ for this cab, I'll give you my number, call me and I'll hook you up with tickets for the next game". Your already late for your date..... What do you do?

Help out Modano.

3.) What has the sexual orientation of "Hammerhan's" wife?

I don't know what you are talking about.

4.) Would you rather have extraordinary hockey skills, or the ability to charm anyone (love life, jobs, friends, etc.)?

charm. It lasts longer.

5.) Season tickets or Playoff tickets?

Playoff tickets

6.) You betrayed the hockey gods. The punishment is one of the following....

Fight Georges Laraque, Take a slap shot in the gut from Chara, or have Avery follow you around for a week talking smack?

Fight Laraque.

1.) A "hero" sandwich in honor of Scott Stevens :-P

2.) Sure, why not. It's Mike Modano and free tickets!

3.) Lesbian?

4.) Extraordinary hockey skills. Because then I can charm people with my amazing skills. :-D

5.) Depends how far my team gets. If they lose in the first round, then Season Tickets. Anything further than the first round, Playoff Tickets.

6.) Have Avery follow me around. I will DIE from fighting Laraque or getting hit by Chara. Avery's only going to be annoying and I can just get a restraining order!

1. You know, someone should open up a diner where ALL they serve are sandwiches and food named after players and coaches. That would be awesome!

Well, I'm torn between Osgood and Yzerman as my favorite players and all I could come up with is something for Osgood.

The Wizard of Os Goalie Speical - whatever types of lunch meat you want on it, with honey oat bread, lettuce, tomato, etc and if there were toothpicks holding it together they'd look like little goalie sticks lol

2. If he'd really give me tickets I'd do what he wants

3. uh I'm going to say lesbian because that's what a lot of people are saying haha

4. I'd take the extraordinary hockey skills....even though I don't play the sport that would be really cool (and then I'd probably start playing lol)

5. Playoff

6. Maybe have Avery follow me around for a week because I'd probably die if I fought with Laraque and espeically if I got a slap shot in the stomach (unless I was wearing lots of pads) from Chara.

1) The Chris Osgood Pad Stacker

8 or 12 inch sub stacked with roast beef, turkey, and grilled chicken. Your choice of provolone, American, or swiss cheese, and a variety of vegetables, spices, and condoments. Topped with Red Wings Victory Sauce.

2) I date great looking people often (Why would I lie, who am I trying to impress?). I do not run into the Great White American Hope that often. I would need to express my State of Hockey pride (The Great Lake State), and instead of watching a Dallas game, I'd bargain for an autographed Mike Modano Team USA jersey. I was already late for my date anyway, and I'll make it up to her later.

3) What?

4) Extraordinary hockey skills can do the charming for me, as well as let me live the dream.

5) Playoff tickets is the only acceptable answer...

6) Taking Sean Avery's sh*t for a week is definitely better than being handicapped for a year.

1. The Scotty Stevens Smashwich-- Fried Chicken, bacon, cheese, lettuce, mayo, and ketchup on a roll.

2. Hmmm.. take a cab with him and get two tickets to the game that night--for me and my date. Plus, will ask him to pay for my date's gas or cab to the arena.

3. Lesbian

4. The ability to charm anyone---I love hockey and apart of hockey is the fighting. I may be able to have extraordinary hockey skills, but as a fighter I suck. Period.

5. Season---too much tension during the playoffs.

6. Have Avery follow me for a week. If the hockey gods are mad at me, I would rather endure the worst punishment ever inorder for the hockey gods not to put my devils on there $#!& list. (Plus, it did not say I couldn't take a gun and shoot him right between the eyes after my week of toryure was up!)

1) Full-o-balogne special. Doesn't matter what's on it, we're going to trade you for some fries.

2) As of this moment, there is no Mike Modano on the Leaf's roster. Ohhh, sorry bud, "You're going to have to sit this one out while I go get me some".

3) A gentleman never tells.

4) Extraordinary hockey skills will buy you the rest.

5) Playoff tickets.

6) Duke it out with Laraque. It'll be over soon.

1) Rocket, in honour of Maurice Richard

2) Suggest we all take the cab together so we can talk during the cab ride and I can call the number he's given me to make sure it's the right number + the cabbie will go faster knowing Modano is in a hurry to get to the game than if he has John Doe (me) and Jane Doe (my date) in the back seat

3) She was a lesbian! A lesbian! (I know! Reg knows! Everyone knows!)

4) The ability to charm anyone would be nice.

5) Playoff tickets

6) Avery talking smack until I leave a rotten banana on the ice so he slips and falls on his head.

1. The Yzerman Sandwich! Made with octopus.

2. Give Mike 10 bucks!!! Then call my date and say I broke my leg while buying her flowers.

3. Hammer hands?

4. Hockey Skills.

5. Season.

6. Avery can follow me around.

1. It we be a month old ham sandwich with extra ham. It would be named "The Sean Avery".

2. It would depend on who Mike Modano is playing that night and if he is on my fantasy team. But most likely I'd split the cab with him and be like, get me into the game tonight! Any girl worth dating would understand. Besides, bro's before-

3. she is actually asexual and can only reproduce by herself like an ameba.

4. Probably the charm power. Thats a power that is good year round.

5. Season tickets because playoff tickets aren't guaranteed, but you are guaranteed to have a seaon...except for 04-05

6. I'd take Avery following me around for a week, because all I'd have to do to distract him is show him some Vogue magazine

1. kanewich...uhh im a picky eater, all i'd eat is salami and cheese only, so unfortunately if it had all this stuff on it i'd never get the chance to try it what would i be doin owning a sandwhich shop anyways!

2. sure! whats 10 bucks anyways, not as much as the hook up!

3. umm

4. ability to charm, im not a man if i was i'd go for skills to be in the NHL

5. Season Tix, last way longer plus i cant handle the intensity of playoffs!

6. Tough one....

Ahh avery, i'd get some ear plugs it would be like hes not even there

Laraque-i'm sure i can take him im a beast! haha jk

Chara ooooo dont even want to think about that one