did you hear about the Derby County fan?

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a derby county fan was out walking his dog when he saw an old jug lying in the grass. he picked it up and rubbed it on his sleeve to inspect it more closely. all of a sudden a genie appeared and said 'i can grant you one wish o master'.

derby fan says 'make my dog win best of show at crufts'. genie replies 'but its old, lame, flea-ridden, smelly and has a bit of its ear missing! you'll have to come up with something more realistic'.

derby fan thinks for a second and says 'ok then, make derby county win their first five matches next season'. genie replies 'i'll tell you what, lets have another look at your dog!'.

Would You Like T · Accepted Answer

Nice... Are you a Forest fan ?

Heres one ..... 2 Birmingham Cuty fans are asked to attend a autopsy whereby there have to recognise a body ... the first one enters the room & instead of looking at the corpses head he lifts the sheet covering the backside & after a minute of careful inspection shakes his head & says nah thats not John. 

The second man enters the room & does the same shaking his head as he looks very closely at the 3rd dead Birmingham City fans ****.

The coroner intrigued by all of this asks them why instead of looking at the face they looked at his behind, to which one of them replies "Wherever we went everbody said - there's that John with the 2 arseholes

Anonymous · Answer

I think it means that Derby County don't have much chance of winning the cup!......good joke.  Probably have to be British to get it!

mememe · Answer

nice one- although i've never heard of derby county. they must be a football team?

Beacher · Answer

No hope for Derby next year then? hahah, shame.

Shunter · Answer

THAT'S NOT FUNNY. How would like it if people took the p**s out of your pub team.

Sir Jeph · Answer

Superb...!

Anonymous · Answer

haha no

Anonymous · Answer

i dont understand it

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did you hear about the Derby County fan?

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