why am i still sitting here?

No cheese burger, no cel phone, no bilnker[whatever THAT is],No S.U.V.

YOU are either Mags, or a supreme @-hole!

OR...IF you ARE Magz...you are both!

im not a fan of riding w large groups..however, the larger the group, the better your chances of not getting busted are...

the dudley do rights are gonna pull over, thats when you just gun it and get the hell outta there....

60 is too big, too much room for someone else to smack you

dont get cocky...ive rode since i was 5 (something gas powered w 2 wheels, dirt, street, track ,etc) and it can be any day that some jerkoff takes you out...just keep your spidey sense on!

id go....i would break out in a smaller 6-10 pack ride, with people you know very well and know their riding style. dont get stuck with some squid whos gonna drift into your lane on a turn, or something stupid!

Try this, every time you make this trip try to increase your speed by 10MPH. You know, pass me doing a 90MPH wheelie, then a 100MPH wheelie, 110 MPH, 120 MPH etc. You say you know what you're talking about, so it must be the truth. I can't imagine any body talking like that just to get attention. So, turn the wick up , big boy.

44K? I see you've only had the bike a few months,huh?

I don't own an SUV and don't eat burgers and 44K on a bike just shows you don't ride much.

Guys who actually ride recklessly give a black eye to everyone on two wheels.

They're the reason more states are passing oppressive motorcycle laws. You're not some romantic hooligan, just a smoke blowing delinquent. I'm always a little relieved when one of yours finally goes "zip-splat" because even though it attracts negative attention, it gets one more idiot off the road.

No safety lecture from me.

Just want to say thanks for being a donkey's brother.

I don't care how you ride. I do care that the morons who don't ride make laws based on the way you ride.

After October 1st, if you lift a wheel in Florida say good bye to your bike.

No, I don't live there, and now I won't visit either.

I know some guys that bait the cops to chase them, they even dial 9-11 themselves and wait for the cops to show up so they can try to catch them.

A cop was chasing a guy on a crotch rocket around and around the same block that the crotch rocket was so much faster that he caught up and was following right behind the cop and the stupid cop was too dumb to know.

The trick is as soon as the cop gets behind you reach back and bend up your license plate so he can't read the numbers for identification, then just gear down two gears, give him the finger and tear off!

Laugh all you want. I hesitate to wish a fatal crash on ANY motorcyclist, but in your case . . . .

I just hope you don't take somebody else with you (unless they ride just like you do).

Ever wonder why motorcyclists have the image problem they have?

see if you can ride a wheelie all the way there, dum!

There is nothing I can say that will make you look any more immature and dangerous.

You did a good job on your own.

Will you get away from it when you've killed someone? or when you seriously injure yourself?