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This is a Texas joke
A cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water.
His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling thr ough the sand,
certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he
sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what
looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this
is no ordinary genie.
She is wearing a FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) ID
badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook.
She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. 'Well, cowboy,' says the genie.
'You know how I work....
You have three wishes.'
'I'm not falling for this.', said the cowboy. 'I'm not going to trust a
FEMA genie.'
'What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks
like you're a goner anyway!'
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right.
'OK! I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink.'
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen,
and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish.'
'My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.'
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good
one!'
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says...'I wish that no
matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.'
***POOF***
He was turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached.
7 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
that was absolutely hilarious... i had to forward it... thanx for the laugh...
- Anonymous5 years ago
Why don't you write a comic strip about school? The possibilities are pretty much endless. Make up some characters involving students and teachers and have fun with it. Maybe have a teacher who just wants to goof off or an English teacher who has horrible grammar. I can't teach you to be funny, but I can point you in the right direction. Generally you want to make the last panel of your comic strip the really funny part. Make it something totally unexpected. Here's a joke - you can use it if you want. I just thought of it now so you can take it or leave it. Student 1: I have a 4.0 grade point average. Student 2: Really? That's awesome! Student 1: Not when it's out of 100!
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