A golden oldie joke here 'Lost in a fight'?

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Kelly limps into his favorite pub... 
My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast. 
"I got in a tiff with RILEY", whispered Kelly to the beer tender. 
"Riley? He's just a wee fellow," the barkeep said surprised. 
"He must have had something in his hand." 
"Yeah” Kelly said. "A shovel it was." 
"Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?" 
"Aye, I had - MRS. RILEY'S right breast." Kelly said. 
"And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight!"

gogobanca · Accepted Answer

A real oldie for real.....funny!!!!. I see You still rocking this place!!!

jfmm · Answer

HaHaHaHa!!!  Naughty, Naughty Man!  ..... tsk! tsk!

..... and ..... the Joke's not bad, either!  LOL. LOL.

Have a Great Weekend, Ami!

Matthew J Bell. · Answer

Breast is best,good joke amigo.

Anonymous · Answer

yeah oldie but still golden

Mastermind · Answer

Sweet...

Anonymous · Answer

iv by no ability heard that one till now :L its a gurd one yet somewhat discusting to be straightforward i is definitely now not a egg i wish if i do then please can some one take a seat on me hahaha humorous tale please dont no please dont please make greater advantageous lokes they are all hilarious xx-jelliellie-xx

Andrew · Answer

Oh that will hurt... anyhoo LOL

Anonymous · Answer

ha ha ha that was funny! thanks for the laugh....but you know what came to my mind first? R.Kelly lol

"Now he's goin to the closet!" lol!!!

Anonymous · Answer

lmao! gr8 joke! never heard that one b4!!! :)

? · Answer

lol

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A golden oldie joke here 'Lost in a fight'?

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