Help needed on posting humorous boating,fishing...happenings?

A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."

"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious.

The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" the man responded.

"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.

"Call who back?" the man asked.

"The FISH"

"What fish?" the man asked.

I don't know that it is so funny, but my husband and I were fishing in our boat on Lake Placid in Florida (not a huge lake). We were casually anchored in the middle of the lake. I looked over toward the edge, and said, "Oh, look, that sea plane is ready to take off. I've never seen one do that!" We watched as it taxied back and forth a bit, then it lined up straight with us, and began it's taxi down the 'runway'. All of a sudden we realized it was headed straight for us. You've never seen two people move so fast. We were yanking our lines in, tugging on the anchor line, and trying to get the boat started all at the same time. Just when they plane got to us, it lifted up. We were scared to death, but I guess that's how they got their kicks. But it gave us a great story to talk about!

When we were kids,a few of us fished from a wide bay on the narrow River Thames. We would sit with our feet dangling in the water. One day an old guy came along and told us it was not wise to do this, as the bay was where a huge fish backed in to turn around and go back up river. We believed him and never got our feet wet again.

Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you ?"

"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"

"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."

"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."

"Why's that?"

"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. That's what she'd like for supper tonight."

This was it............I finally caught the big one, the whopper they said lived in the lake, I'd just seen it........at the top of the water, then it went down........and aha.......i felt the tug. The glory was going to be mine. I tugged, I released a tad......closer it was getting closer. The fight was on.......finally, I knew I'd won. The big smile on my face, turned to pure dread, as I looked at my catch........an old rubber boot.

Oh, well..........there's always tomorrow and I hear someone spotted a whale.......lol.

You need to post them on your website. But how can we help you with that?