R&Sers, consider my rock...?

Well, first I would have to assume that since you can type and can gather rocks in abundance - you have fingers...since you understand language and concepts, you must be a human...human fingers have finger-prints...I could test for your finger-prints, if you left decent one's on there at least...a rock could mar the ability to leave a decent set, as there are often difficulties when there is not a flat surface involved...it will take a great deal of time and study, but it might be worth it to find out which rock is yours, since you have claimed to design it....a rock being thousands (if not millions) of years in geologic structuring, it would mean that you therefore too must be of at least that same age...unless you're lying...

I guess yours would still be warm and sweaty from your hands. And for freaky people, salty. Am I close?

But we'll never know will we? Because you're not having *my* rock. It's mine I tell you! Which makes you one rock short of a puzzle! Ha! Go figure that one smarty!

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The signature that you creators always put on your creations, plus the sharpie mark I made on it.

Assuming everything you said is correct...

I'd have to ask you which one it is.

I would call it...