Christian Magic 8 Ball?

You answered that to MY question, and I found it quite hilarious xD

A Christian Magic 8 Ball would definitely have, "You will Burn in the eternal Lake Fire/Pit of Hell, you Unbeliever." It should also have something like "Believe what I say or I'll hurt you," since that is what all Christians are like.

Ask Jesus Magic 8 Ball

Oh... I have a funny site for you to see... it's the Christian magic 8 Ball... seriously...

It's the "Answer Me Jesus"

http://www.alittleleaven.com/2007/09/magic-8-ball-...

It's also like a violent version of Toy Story. Magic 8 ball is nice too...

Well, when I was a christian the magic 8 ball always said "f**k you". God was too difficult for me to deal with anymore. I cut the ties with him, he wasn't nice.

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Praying to a god is just like asking the Magic 8 ball for something. Answers: Yes, No, wait/try again.

Here's an example-http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AuRPr...

There is one source for God's truth. It is found in His word. God loves us unconditionally. I don't have to earn his love or his favor. I don't have to promise to do only good things. He requires only that I believe in Him and his son Jesus Christ who died on the cross for my sins. I asked for and received forgiveness. I received the gift of eternal life, unconditional love, and peace. I also received a desire to share this unconditional love with others, even with those who choose not to accept God's truth and his love. This love and this faith bring me hope for today and for eternity. I wouldn't want anything less.

Proverbs 15:29 The LORD is far from the wicked: but he heareth the prayer of the righteous.

1John 5:13-15 These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God. And this is the confidence that we have in him, that, if we ask any thing according to his will, he heareth us: And if we know that he hear us, whatsoever we ask, we know that we have the petitions that we desired of him.

Accept our unending hypocrisy or burn