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MSN asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

What do you think of this?

A man went to the doctor to get a double dose of

Viagra but his request was denied.

'Why can't I have a double dose?' the man asked.

'It's not safe,' the doctor replied.

'But I need it really bad,' the man explained. 'My

girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, one of my exes will be here on Saturday, and my wife is coming home on Sunday.'

'Okay, I'll give it to you,' the doctor relented.

'But you have to come in on Monday morning so that I

can check to see if there are any side effects.'

On Monday the man dragged himself into the doctor's office with his right arm in a sling.

The doctor asked, 'What happened to you?'

The man said, 'No one showed up.'

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  • Mr. Answer
    1 decade ago
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    He masturbated his arm into a sling, haha. Nice one there precious ;)

  • Nix Gaunt Lestrange
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Ok... but why was his arm in a sling?

    Doesn't make sense... sorry

    Oh, wait... oh my God! EWWW!!

  • ~*Horny Devil*~
    1 decade ago

    good one, new meaning to the term tennis elbow

  • 3 shades of grey
    1 decade ago

    kinda funny

  • Beach Bum
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I get it, naughty you! Kind of cute!

  • TomYeahMan
    1 decade ago

    hmmm i want to get it but i dont.

    im really slow. ill probably get it tomorow.

  • down down down down down down :)
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    dont get it.

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