Ways to Turn Men down?

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And your cry baby whiny *ssed opinion would be.....? Do I look like a f*cking people person? This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Sarcasm is just one of the services we offer. If I throw a stick will you leave?? YOU!.... Off my planet! If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cats. Does your train of thought have a caboose? Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? Errors have been made, others will be blamed. Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a dam. A hard on doesn't count as personal growth. Whatever look you were going for, you missed. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up . See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. Are these your eyeballs, I found them in my cleavage. I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable. I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? Not all men are annoying, some are dead. Did I mention that kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me? It's not the size that coun... no wait, it's the size! A woman's favorite position is CEO I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. A cubicle is just a padded cell without the door. Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks. Okay, Okay, I take it back! UnF*ck you! Too many freaks not enough circuses. Macho law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done. I plead contemporary insanity. And which dwarf are you? How do I set the laser printer to stun?

And the point to this is, Steve?

Today must be one of those days when my sense of humour must be out to the proverbial "Lunch!" For everyone is getting the point, except me! Sorry!

LOL. Not a question but still incredibly funny, i'm gonna remember some of these!

Hahaha! Loved them! Where the heck did you came up with those?lol hope they weren't answered to you in your life time experience with the ladies? joke!

OMG !!! these are sooo funny ,, I'll keep these in mind ;) cheers ! made my day

that actually made me laugh ,,, have a star :) x

Not bad. Actually pretty funny

i am no manhater, but LOL!

heard them all too!

wish i would've had those comebacks! sooner.... one off them i married!

can i buy u a drink

damn lol

that one got me!

lol

pmsl have a star xx

cool

Thanks these could come in very handy lol.

Have a star x