Sara's Birthday Hockey Caption Contest?

1. Ha Ha, that WASN'T my nose....

2. Stellllllaaaaaaaaaaa!

3. Nevernind me, just trying to fish out my penis....

4. Why yes, I am free tonight!

5. Juss vat ze doktor ordered, ya?

6. Yesss I know itssss sssssilly, but my wrisssst hasssss been thissssss way all my life.....

7. I'm too sexy for my coat, too sexy for my coat....

8. Yup, I found it! Koharsky's head was up your a$$!

9. Casting call for Brokeback Mountain #2.

10. Real dogs wear plaid....

Happy Birthday Sara :) Good thing I am sober ..

1) I don't know if Crosby's beau-friend would approve of this.

2) My sister's jill doesn't protect my private parts very well.

3) Shto? (Russian for Eh?)

4) I am shocked that Theoren Fleury is only missing two teeth.

5) Dr. Jagr? I may not speak fluent czech but I can determine that much.

6) I am surprised he's not the one in pink

7) Grapes is trying to be the FlavoUr of the year. How long until he proposes to a fellow Kingston boy like oh, Kirk Muller?

8) You just had to fart in my face didn't you a*shole?

9) left to right:

First is a drag queen who just woke up from Ladies Night.

Second one has too much lycra on his face.

Third seems to be a younger version of Elton John.

Filppula is trying to be a finnish cowboy.

Can you say Queerback Mountain?

10) Don't tell mommy and daddy I posed for Playpooch or I will bite your hand.

1)“Come here Tiger, you’ve got a little marinara sauce on your cheek”

2)“ All of this break-dancing makes me tired. Yawwwwwn”

3)“It is not for my hand? This is Russian ancient prostitute? ”

4)Sadly this isn’t even a hockey player….it is my neighbor. He is saying, “Hey, Bubba, check this out!” Ahhhhh, always a redneck’s last words.

5)“Hello. I am Dr. Jagr. After much testing, there seems to be something VERY wrong with your mullet. The mud-flap goes in the back, not the front.”

6)“I that chick in the pink hot? Or is that the custodian?”

7)“ I think the rose boutonniere tones down the entire outfit. You think?”

8)“How dare you shield me! YouS ‘Bout to get shanked!”

9)Coming from the pimp, “I can’t believe with all of the money that Batman has, he shows up to the party with a case of Coors Light.”

10)“I may look cute now, but as soon as you are done taking this picture, I am going to bathroom wastebasket, and I am going to eat all of your snotty Kleenexes and tampon wrappers.”

Happy birthday, Sara!!!!!!!!! These were hard...for not having coffee this morning.

1. Like a virgin, touched for the very first time.

2. AHHH. IT HURTS SO GOOD.

3. This isn't the only place this hand is going.

4. GET CHO @SS DOWN T WALMART.

5. Bill Nye the Science Guy.

6. And I say Im not gay..

7. I don't know what you heard about me, but I'm a mother fuucking P.I.M.P.

8. You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds

9. This is what happensat gay bars on halloween.

10. I'm just an innocent school boy.

1. The love that dare not speak it's name

2. I knew I should have stayed it that breakdancing class at Shaddock/St. Mary's

3. I am checking if Lord Stanley cup is in my future

4 Floss only the ones you want to keep

5 Check a check always check a check- Don Cherry

6 I am ready for the AC/DC tour when it comes to my home town

7 Cherry

Who's the white hockey guy

that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

(Cherry!)

You're damn right

Who is the man

that would risk his neck for his brother man?

(Cherry!)

Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out

when there's danger all about

(Cherry!)

Right on

You see this cat Cherry is a bad mother--

(Shut your mouth)

But I'm talkin' about Cherry

(Then we can dig it)

He's a complicated man

but no one understands him but his woman

(Don Cherry )

8 Modern american dance! Ruining our country and youth!

9. Oh look the gay rodeo is in town

10. Really, okay I will wear it cuz it is your birthday, but do not let the other dogs see it.........okay?

Happy Birthday:)

1. Just 1 more kiss???

2. Damn it I have to fall now? My moms here!!

3. What are you lookin at?

4. Look mom I'm on TV!!

5. Jager in Oompa-Loompas Gone Bad!

6. I'm WAY to gay for words.

7. The flower soooo don't match that vile orange those people are wearing.

8. Crowed ice rink smells different to goalie.

9.

10. I look WAY better then Avery.

1.The NHL’s don’t ask don’t tell policy is welcomed by all.

2.Finally he realized why the coach wanted him to wear a cup.

3.“Hey, guess what I’m putting in there next…”

4.“That new dentist is great!”

5.Jager, professional hockey player, armature proctologist.

6.“Someday I am going to get big boy pants.”

7.Use number 100 for a couch cover – a new suit!

8.It was the most awkward 3-way they ever had…

9.Introducing the new Village People.

10.“I really hate humans when they put sweaters on me…”

Happy Birthday Sara!!

1.) Group Hug in the Shower TONIGHT!!!

2.) Look Mom, no skates!

3.) AO..at a photo shoot for his new fragrance.."Ode De Jock"

4.) Yeah BABY!!!!

5.) Dr. Quinn ain't got anything on me.

6.) I'm soooooo pretty...omg...that is supposed to be Tomato Red not Apple red. Whatever where you thinking Hoss!

7.) I'm FAB-U-LOUUUUS!!!!!

8.) Come on ride the Train..and ride it!! Woo Woo

9.) I can't get past the ugly guy in the blonde wig.

10.) I know, I know I'm adorable...now where's my treat!

Happy Birthday fellow Devil's fan!!!!

1.) Hey....hey stop mounting me Mario is gonna get mad!!!

2.)"Hey...Ref....Look at meeeeeeee!!!!!" (did I get the call)

3.) Wow...once that camera moves, wait till you see what I put in there"

4.)All I want for X-mass, is my 2 fwont teef, 2 fwont teef!!!

5.) Jagr is now a Proctologist, It was a given after the time he spent with all those ******* in NY.

6.)Even though I look like a Fa-gala women love me...who's gay now!!!

7.)Pull my finger....smell the roses.

8.)Ray Emery went to Russia to get his head out of his A$$, now it's up someone elses!!!!

9.) I wonder how many more beers I could hold

10.)Is that one of Sean Avery's sweaters....

1. "Come here honey and let me give you a big ol' smootch"

2. " This one's gonna hurt"

3. Oh noooo the statue's got my hand.......

4. Someone needs to go to the Dentist!

5. Come here and let me examine you *wink*

6. My mommy doesn't dress me no more so I'm getting these girls to do it!

7. I'm coool aren't I?

8. haha this one's hilarious: Yo, get your *** out of my face!

9. Holloween .... hockey style!

10. I know you just wuvv me!

Oh BTW Happy Birthday hun!!! Hope you have a great one!