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Can I bill God for bad advise?

I wanted to invest in the stock market a while ago. I prayed for God to give me a sign. I specifically asked that he not let the devil hive me a sign, and only for him to give me a sign. When I woke up the next morn, there was a junk mail letter that somehow made its way onto my face. It was for a Washington Mutual credit card. So I invested everything, including the letter " " on my keyboard. WaMu fell through and I lost everything. Can I send a bill to God for the lost money? Does he take liability for wrong signs?

Update:

I would rather handle this without the court system. Just send him an invoice or something. Like, I want to have superpowers like the Pope or something.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    God only cares about:

    1/10,000 kids with cancer. Thats about the rate of spontaneous getting better that occurs. The other 9,999 die agonizing deaths to help the families grow spiritually.

    1/10,000 genocide targets. He needs some survivors to talk about his greater glory. The other 9,999 are in unmarked graves with their skulls crushed because you know the price of bullets has been going up.

    The winning team in an American Football contest. They both pray and the team with the greater faith wins.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Which God?? Christians all make it sound like they do no longer do any element incorrect in existence. purely because of the fact they sense their sin unfastened for some ungodly reason!!! God does not enable a girl or guy for that count to stay in an abusive marriage. He has no administration over the devils share he facilitates him to regulate. If one replace into to look lower back into background, before the BC books have been written some GOD and how "angles" have been undesirable and he allowed the devil to have the angles and the angels then have been the sinners for they began breeding with the residing beings. hence making extra sin rampant in the international. i'm constructive those angles who abuse others are the breeders of such sin. God does not let us know to stay with it. he'd probable enable us to KILL the sinners who corrupted those abused souls.

  • 1 decade ago

    You believe in god not because the god told you to believe in him. It is the preachers or the church fathers told you that there is god and to believe in him. You should send the bill to the person who led you to believe in god. Please do not blame the god who is not there to be responsible for you loss.

    About pope, it is high time for him to find other works and stop living on people's contributions.

    Peace!

  • 1 decade ago

    lol you think God answers prayers. Yes you can bill god, he lives next door to santa at the north poll if you want to find his address on mapquest.

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  • 1 decade ago

    No. The only way to take care of this is to kill yourself and stand up to the big guy upstairs yourself. I tried suing him once but he didn't like being served and didn't show up for court...bastard.

  • 1 decade ago

    God doesn't give out investment advice like that. God tells us to store up for heaven.. not store up on earth that which can be destroyed. Sorry, you did not get your investment advice from God.

  • Adam
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    God is infalliable. Sue the post office - they apparently delivered the wrong "sign" to you.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    if you live in the US probably not:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7673591.stm

    It seems that you have to know the specifics of god's address, more precisely than just heaven.to be able to serve god legal papers and get his signature of receipt...

  • 1 decade ago

    God just plans on passing the buck to J.P. Morgan Chase.

  • 1 decade ago

    nope, cuz he refuses to have anything to do with us after we dissed him so many times and we have to wait till the end of the world until we meet again. So blame the world not him.

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