What are the top ten ways to get rid of your local neighborhood hooker?

Call her "client's" wife. That will work for sure.

Not in any particular order:

1) steal her clothes

2) give her what she wants

3) offer viable competition

4) offer improved viable competition

5) check zoning and loitering laws and build a church or school within the infringement of current ordinances.

6) deport her pimp

7) have her arrested for marketing adult entertainment without a license

8) find and give her a disease she can't live with.

9) tell her you're a major producer in the Porn industry and have selected her to be in the supporting roll in: Nailin' Palin 2 (the conquest).

10) offer her a Bail Out she can't refuse.

a 10 man gang bang.

Why would ya wanna get rid of her???

dont pay her stupid you wont need the other 9 reasons

tell her your skint and from now on you'll be wanting freebies

throw poop at her