What's the worst Christmas song ever?

Mariah Carrey's entire album Merry Christmas I heard it enough times from my ex. :P

I never heard the song Christmas Shoes song so, I'm going have to agree with everyone who said that song was terrible and I tell everyone one Christmas song I love 98 Degrees Christmas Wish is a awesome song and Michael Bolton's Christmas cd was just awesome.

I Farted on Santa's Lap, Now Christmas is Gonna Stink for Me by the Little Stinkers

Yellow Snow, Yellow Snow, Yellow Snow by Bob Rivers

Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off of Santa (the follow up to Grandma got run over by a reindeer) by Elmo and Patsy

Santa Got a DWI (unknown)

Santa Jaws by The Homemade Theatre

These are all bad, but the worst is

Zoot, Zoot, Zoot, Here comes Santa in his New Space Suit by Tiny Tim

Never heard of Christmas shoes. But I can't stand that song the little girl sings about the hippopotamus. Something like all I want is a hippopotamus for Christmas.

That grandma/reindeer song, of course

The one about the Italian Christmas Donkey, though I suppose that it is not very well known outside of New York

I know the christmas shoes song and it is way to sentimental for me

I am surprised that no one mentioned the dogs barking Jingle bells

My personal favorite, not necessarily the worst, Is "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

However, there are some others that rate "bad":

Bill Engvall's "Here's Your Sign Christmas"

Oldie: "I'm Gettin Nuttin' for Christmas"

Tune of Jungle Bells, "Rusty Chevrolet"

The song Christmas Shoes is so bad that it is actually good. It's just hilarious in it's attempt to be overly sentimental.

The worst Christmas song to me is Santa Baby. It is just annoying.

Never heard of Christmas Shoes - though I am a bit scared now.

Most of the newer ones are just terrible. I particularly hate "Christmas in Kilarney". So awful....smarmy and hokey - just awful. Just heard it for the first time last year. It's the worst of both worlds - a fake Irishy song combined with a cheesy xmas song.

Just awful.

Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas"

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Raindeer" by...whoever the hell sings it...

I like Bruce Springsteen, but I never cared for his version of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"...

"Santa Baby" kind of sounds like Santa is naughty himself...Does Santa take lap dances or something?...*L*

'Christmas Shoes' makes me cry, but it's a sweet song because it shows how much a little boy loves his mother who is dieing. So I'd have to say I like it, but the 12 days of Christmas gets on my nerves at times!

Agreed. I don't want to be depressed on Christmas...I also hate Santa Baby...Oh, and that one song about the cat and the mouse...and the cat froze to death protecting the mouse or something like that...it's so bad, its actually kind of funny...