Would you rather have a wife, or a really big TV?

I need a really big TV with high def so I can watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia! I already have a wife...

I am sure that a TV is NOT a piece of machinery, but an electronic device, just the same as Ipods, and M3's etc. I all ready have a bunch of TVs, so is she HOT? would she be Easy to, you know, mate with? if yes, then I would take the wife! but I would rather widow than divorce and pay alimony!

Until I find a TV that makes a really good pot roast wife sounds good. On the other hand I can always improve my cooking repertoire and go for the plasma.

Does the wife look like Jessica Alba?

Nevermind, just give me the 65 incher (tv that is)

Oh, I'm female, can I play?

"Would you rather have a husband, or a really big TV?"

A TV would be fine. It mutes on demand. When it gets old one can simply chuck it out for a new one.

I've always wanted a wife to cook, clean and take care of the kids...

But a TV would probably be better, since she might demand conjugal rights...

I'd trade in Mrs Highpants in a heartbeat for a 50 inch Plasma!!

But then who would I get to clean it?

Really big TV. With the remote you can shut up the TV.

I'll take the TV, the one I have now has outlasted two wives, it's time for an upgrade.

Since I don't want to get married, a tv.