Have you heard about this court case?

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Good bar.

I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and

Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, “Hey Sweetheart, how'd

you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?”

Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure

Almond Joy!

I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that

this little Twix had the Red Hoots.

It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went

up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream “Oh Henry, Oh Henry!”

Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long

before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky

Way.

She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, “Hey Chick let, no kinky stuff.” I

said, “Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why

don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?”

(What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!)

She screamed, “Oh Crackerjack, better than the Three Musketeers!” as I rammed

my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.

Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden... my

Starburst!

Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and

complained of a Wrigley in her stomach.

Sure enough, nine months later, out popped? Baby Ruth!

And does that not prove that there is a God? For when repeating circumstances such as these occur can it only be random chance? I understand that Mintos is not that infrequent a name in Australia; and neither is William. By what chance did serendipity occur further in this story?

I did hear of that court case. I was the stenographer for that session. I could barely keep my fingers on the keyboard as I was laughing so hard.

LMAO! I love it!!

Now if only I could get my co-worker to use Williams Big Stick, maybe I will suggest that to him!

hahaahahh nice one BE.

I went out with a girl once and something similar......let's not go into that.

Nice joke

and a nice new avatar xx

I thought we agreed you would take the medicine and then get on Yahoo! Answers.

i love jokes like that- i aint heard of many though

nice one bro that was good hahahaha good year hahahaha

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lololol! Excellent! lolol!

That is a great joke.