Finish this Sentence with Something Funny: You Know Your Team is Bad When....?

there are more shots fired outside the arena than on the ice

You know your team is bad when you haven't one a World Series in a 100 years. (Cubs fans).

You know your team is bad when your starting goalie is Chris Osgood..

You know your team is bad when you lost to the Leafs, Avalanche, and Stars.

You know your team is bad when only 2 players have a +2 or higher. (Lightning)

You know your team is bad when you sign a web tech designer as a back-up goalie. (Caps)

You know your team is bad when your best player is Todd White.

You know your team is bad when you have used 7 different RB's in one season, or have used 4 different quarterbacks. (Broncos and Lions)

when intermission events (like fans shooting on the net) are considered the only scoring chance your team had

you are able to actually use your armrests in the arena

getting out of the parking lot isn't a one hour affair

You know your team is bad when.....you think they should sign Avery while he's available.

You know your team is bad when.....you get excited when they play against the Panthers, because McCabe might get a the only goals for your team.

You know your team is bad when.....you get excited when the coach that was known more for his hair is fired, and then replaced with a convicted criminal.

You know your team is bad when.....the local commentators sound flustered during the play-by-play.

You know your team is bad when.....you look at goaltender statics when trying to determine the next time they will win.

You know your team is bad when.....you fall asleep during a four minute powerplay.

You know your team is bad when.....you go to a game and discover that you are sitting next to a tumbleweed.

1. Your team mascot has gone into the witness protection program.

2. Your coach starts asking Don Cherry and Pierre McGuire for advice.

3. Your ex coach has his own TV show on your teams TV station.

4. Your old timers demand that they unretire their numbers.

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5. Your public address announcer forget's the names of the starting lineup.

6. Your coach announces his first three shooters for the shootout as the goalie, the back up goalie and the mascot.

7. Your coach puts a defenseman in nets for the shootout. After all he had more blocked shots than the goalie during the game.

8. When they announce the three stars of the game the homer announcer names two healthy scratches and a player on injury reserve.

You Know your teams bad when your defensemen is leading in points. Ha ha but I do like Montreal. And the Devils have picked up their scoring, gotten their lines together... GO DEVILS!!!!!!

The general manager quits to take a job as a cashier at Wal Mart

They lose to the Islanders

They announce"Last minute of play in the third period" and everyone cheers, but the home team is losing at the time.

The refs get more applause than the home team.

They hire Avery to sell 2 for 1 subscriptions to Vogue magazine to avoid bankruptcy.

You know your team is bad when you have Kris Beech as a player.

You know your team is bad when the goalie spins around a lot to look if the puck in is the net!

your leading scorer is Jay Bouwmeester with 18 points (Panthers)

your team has less points than the Sharks have wins (Thrashers, Islanders, Lightning)

you have Lecavalier, St. Louis, Recchi, Stamkos, Jussi Jokinen, and Prospal, and you only have 7 wins. (Lightning)

you are behind Atlanta in the standings (Islanders, Lightning)