"even that blackberry won't fit up your wizard sleeve vagina"

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okay. so i went on my friends facebook (were like sisters, she dosent mind. i go on hers, she goes on mine) and someone had written this in her honesty box. i'm guessing its from a guy, since that would be weird coming from a girl....

"even that blackberry won't fit up your wizard sleeve vagina"

so i get they're calling her a whore...."wizard sleeve vagina" means they think shes loose (correct me if i'm wrong) 
but i dont get the blackberry part. 

so basically, she hasnt done anything with guys in her school, and they dont know what went on outside of that. 

and if its really mean i dont want to tell her. she has enough to stress about, and i dont want her to worry about this, too. 

so i guess my questions are:
- what does it mean?
- do i tell her?
- why would they call her a whore if shes not?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Wow. Everyone at work tells me I also have a wizard sleeve vagina. That's a good thing, right?

Anonymous · Answer

can't spell it out any better than this (not in a rhyming mood either)

	
The inner labia of a vagina that protrude well beyond the outer labia. So called because they are large and stretchy and flap in the wind like the silken sleeve of a wizard's garments. The presence of a wizard sleeve gives the vulva an appearance quite different than a coin slot and usually means the vagina is not a peach.
*I went down on her, which was nice, but her freakin' wizard sleeve kept getting in the way!*

Anonymous · Answer

I agree, Facebook is on the verge of a Beanus Breakers hit!

Your vagina is like a wizard sleeve,
Thinking of it makes me heave.
It reminds me of a funnel spout,
I don't care how much you pout,
I'm not giving you my Blackberry,
You already lost your cherry.
It's like thowing a hot dog down a hallway,
So don't even call me on three-way.

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&quot;even that blackberry won&#39;t fit up your wizard sleeve vagina&quot;&lt;what does it mean?
okay. so i went on my friends facebook (were like sisters, she dosent mind. i go on hers, she goes on mine) and someone had written this in her honesty box. i&#39;m guessing its from a guy, since that would be weird coming from a girl....

&quot;even that blackberry won&#39;t fit up your wizard...

Anonymous · Answer

Now see I disagree.  I would think if they were calling her a hoe, they would say something about how EASILY the blackberry fits.  Not that it WOULDN'T fit.  

I think just the opposite.  They're calling her a prude.  

WOOT!  WOOT!
Sheeez a Prude... never lewd, never been with a dude.
Rather cherry with her berry - that's her best mood.
Now I dont mean to sound rude, but if you wanna see her nude
You should send her lots of texts,and you better make'em crude.

Jilibean Reinstated · Answer

I don't know,..but I agree with Pimpy..all the makings of a great hit!

YO YO YO!! THE BEANUS BREAKERS ARE IN DA HOUSE!

Blackberry Sleeve , you really make me peeved!
You're just too damn tight for my little flesh light
I wanna feel your wizard, right up to my gizard!
(scratchy record noises with Pimpy rapping in the background)

Hold on tight to my blackberry love Sleeve..
Sleeve sleeve sleeve....(fade out)

Anonymous · Answer

This is normally where I would insert a lyric, but I'm loving PPS's lyrics so much that I don't even know where to begin.

Anonymous · Answer

It's a Beanus Breakers song.

"Even that blackberry won't fit up your wizard sleeve vagina
Pimp Stain rock da party with his bulbous mangina
Jumpin' on da bed like two chicks from China
Call me up on my wizard sleeve vagina...

WORD"

L &amp; J&#39;s ILF&#39;N WARRIOR · Answer

I was told I have a "witch sleeve vagina"....weird.  Is there a difference?

Dreamweaver back for more · Answer

I'm laughing so hard and everyone is gophering around me to see what's wrong.

and Pimp...isn't that Vaganol?

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