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Little Johnny goes to church?

Monday morning little Johnny came to school with a black eye.

His friends ask him what happened. He tells them, "I was in church yesterday,

when a big fat lady sat in front of me.

When we got up to sing, I noticed she had huge wedgies. I couldn’t stand it

anymore, so I pulled it out, and she decked me".

The following Monday, little Johnny came to school with 2 black eyes. His

friends once again asked what happened. He told them,"I was in church yesterday,

when the same fat lady came and sat in front of me. When we got up to sing, she

once again had the huge

wedgies. The guy next to me pulled it out, but I knew she didn’t like it out,

so I pushed it back in..."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Love It!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Love those Little Johnny jokes.

  • 1 decade ago

    Poor little guy with 2 black eyes.

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    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    heres yet another confession comedian tale; billy is going into the coffesional sales area and starts off with,interior the call of the daddy and of the son,then he stops ,the priest says what got here approximately to the holy ghost? Billy reported oh,hes outdoors minding my motorbike! Jan

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  • lmao

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahahahahaa lmao

  • 1 decade ago

    funny

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahha!!! very funny!!! lol

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