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Need a smart comeback...plz need help?

ok i have this friend in my gym, she's so annoying and everyday she'll have something smart to say.. and she takes advantage of me because i'm nice to her..she'll say stuff like "i like ******* with you you're an idiot"and i hate that she's gets on my nerve.. it's not that i'm scared of her but i'm too nice n scared that i will hurt her feelings. or must of the time i didn't have no comebacks.. i need something to say for tomorrow because it's an every day thing. just something for her to shut up and leave me alone

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    really me to tell her to tell her boy Friend to keep it in his pants and out of her mouth maybe she'll keep her mouth shut for once... oh burn.!

    Source(s): me and my bff
  • 1 decade ago

    You best comeback is to leave the gym and go someplace else, you shouldnt have to put up with rude arrogant people but since they are always there your better off walking.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hun... if you can't think of anything witty to say on your own... you've already lost the argument.

    And it's not like what she's saying is very clever... either you're not trying very hard, or you're not very bright.

    And besides, why do you care? Don't you have better things to do than listen to people who like to start drama?

  • ScSpec
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Baffle her with idiotic statments. Such as,

    You are so pretty, I want to marry you.

    Oh my gosh! Your tongue is so blue, ick!

    Hey, You're so ugly I bet you have to hang pork chops around your neck to get the dogs to lick you.

    Not playing with a full deck again today?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Say "I like letting you * with me, 'cause you don't even know I'm you make a fool of yourself".

    Always take whatever she says (it shows her insecurity) and turn it back towards her. If she says you're fugly, say "yeah, that's why I like hangin out with you, then people really see how beautiful I am".

    Got it?

  • 1 decade ago

    why dont u say HEY, ******, WHY DON'T YOU GO OUTSIDE AND GO PLAY HIDE AND GO PHUCK URSELF! lol honestly i'm a guy so i would say nothing i would jus knock the b-otch out....remember people like that go around lookin for a fight,,,they test people to see who will stand up and who will puss out....happened to me when i moved to a new school back when i was a kid..gave the kid a concussion..and accidently gave a teacher a bloody nose cuz i thought he was one of the kids friends tryin to help.....and lets jus say it wasnt a new school for long cuz i was kicked out lol

  • .
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Next time she says she likes messing with you because you're an idiot, reply "two of a kind, aren't we?" then smile and keep on doin' what you're doin'. ☺

  • 1 decade ago

    tell her the last time u seen a mouth as big as hers there was a car parked in it ...then say oh my bad that was a garage

  • 1 decade ago

    ummmmm u can say hahahahahahahahahahahaha thats a good one and she can be all confuzed. really if u coment back then ur just playing her games so just laghf and just agree and then she can be all confuzed and watch her face

    Source(s): hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i had the same pro.
  • 1 decade ago

    if she says something like...... blah blah blah.. and your soo amazing at being the biggest looser at school.

    you can say..... and ive also got an amazing right hook. so do you want me to prove it or are you gonna shut the f*** up already?!

    ahahahaha i say that all the time.

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