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Did you hear about the lunatic?
A lunatic escapes from the local asylum and hides up in a guest house.
He gets on well with the guest house 'char' women and they become romantically involved. Alas the 'char' women become pregnant so he makes a run for it and they complain to the authorities.
In "The Sun" newspaper the following day the headline read "Nut screws washers and bolts!"
8 Answers
- sir galahadLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
yep,very good,what about a coach load of lunatics,pull into a pub car park.the driver goes up to the landlord and says,''they'll prob offer you nuts and bolts,just give them what they want,and i'll settle up with you,at the end of the night '',so the landlord says''ok''.at the end of the night,the driver says to the landlord,''how much do i owe you mate?''.the landlord replies,''well.they've been knocking the drinks back a bit,it'll be £400.so the driver replies'',that's ok,you got change of a dustbin lid?''
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Ha ha nice one
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