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WHY? WHY? WHY?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?

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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?

Why does someone

Believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

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If people evolved from apes,

Why are there still apes?

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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

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Is there ever a day that mattresses

Are not on sale?

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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

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How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

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And my FAVORITE.... ..

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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    Whoo finally someone gets my train of thought!

    Star for you :D

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lmao i love them <33 =] i give you a star!!

    i do the first one all the time lol,

    i want to know the bubble bath one to,

    and the 5th last one- Why does it all seem ok when someone says sorry even if they dont mean it,, and you just have to respond with 'its alright'

    and also the last one its me im the one with some sort of mental illness.... and im proud of it!

  • 1 decade ago

    Why is it that whenever there are 2 doors, one is unlocked and you try the locked one first.

    or

    Why do you always push on pull doors and vice versa?

  • 1 decade ago

    haha, funny~ i do some of those things, like press the remote button harder when it's out of batteries.

    Source(s): star for you
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  • 1 decade ago

    Hahaha....Still very funny!

    Anyway, the last statistics isn't true... My friend and I both have the illness.

  • 1 decade ago

    HAHAHA omg. lmfao!

    Those are so hilarious. YU definitely get a star!<3

  • 1 decade ago

    I love them! The first one has to be my favorite! I do that all the time...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funny!

    Although the ape one is an annoying statement from ignorant creationists.

  • Sammy
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Very funny :). I got a kick out of those.

  • 1 decade ago

    WOAH!!!!!! I never ever thought of that! No wonder my romote doesn't work anymore Xd

    Source(s): LOL!
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