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Reasons why bikes are better than women, got any?
I saw a t-shirt that had the Top 10 reasons why golf is better than women. One example was "in golf, you don't have to get the owner's permission to play the back nine".
I haven't seen a list like that for motorcycles, I was wondering if any of ya'll had any ideas. I'll start with a few:
I can throw my leg over my bike anytime I want.
The bike doesn't care how fast you go.
I'd rather have a trash can full of used oily rags, not used feminine rags.
Any ideas?
I would like to see our GLBT answerers contribute as well...
Found this on cycleposers.com:
10. Motorcycles last longer.
9. You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
8. Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
7. Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
6. When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
5. Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
4. You can share your Motorcycle with your friend
3. Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
2. Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
1. Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles
Found this at http://www.webspawner.com/users/dawgshawgstuff1/in...
A few Reasons Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women
Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
Motorcycles' curves never sag.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
You can ride a Motorcycle at any time of the month.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is _really_ worn.
If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
More from Dawgshawgstuff1:
Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.
You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apoligize before you can ride it again.
More from Dawghawgstuff1:
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
12 Answers
- Some GuyLv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
When you're done riding the bike you can shut it off and it's perfectly quiet until you're ready to ride it again.
When you get sick of your current bike you can just trade it in for a better one.
Bikes like being parked outside the bar. Wives don't.
In the winter time you can throw a cover over your bike, leave it in the garage and not think about it again until spring.
Source(s): For entertainment purposes only. I apologize to anyone I may have offended - I'll try harder next time. I neither endorse nor condone any of the above statements or actions. Should wife find above statements I was totally wasted at the time of submission... - fxrfxdLv 41 decade ago
You can have more than one motorcycle at a time without any arguments. They don't mind if you get another, and you don't have to pay to get rid of one that you don't want anymore.
- ninebadthingsLv 71 decade ago
It's easy to just go buy a very pretty motorcycle with great handeling.
Motorcycles don't Bit$h.
Motorcycles, even Harley's, are lower maintainance than women.
Motorcycles are totally trustworthy.
Motorcycles don't grab the remote and go through the channels at a snail's pace.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
You can abuse the shyte out of a motorcycle, put it away hot, and the next morning it is waiting more of the same.
- mustangerLv 71 decade ago
That bike won't scrub your back or snuggle close on a cold night. To a REAL man there is nothing better than a good woman.
Source(s): Been repairing and restoring cars for over 50 years. - Anonymous1 decade ago
Yes the most important is:
Motorcycles have no brains thats why you can handle one.
