How about an Acrostic for a.......?

R for repulsive, with shiny domed head,

A for appalling, and no good in bed.

P for pathetic, there's something he lacks,

S for spasmodic, his grasp of the facts.

C for confusing, he cannot express,

A for amusing, his verbal excess.

L for lethargic, his brain hibernates,

L for lackluster, that's just how he rates.

I for impotent, shoots nothing but blanks,

O for outrageous, how often he w*nks.

N for no-hoper, he's thick as two planks.

You missed out 'i' in your acrostic, Andy. How do you like mine? It's not about anyone in particular, mind.

Your additional details weren't on show when I was typing my answer - neither was the 2nd response. I made the poem up after I hit the answer button. What time's the show? You mean you forgot again? Remind me...how many grey silhouettes were in The Village People? There was a fat, bald man with shades 'though, wasn't there? Or something pretty close.

Nope, there's no gays in my family. And Chiefy only has one 'f'. Not shades? You mean that's your eyes? Next you'll be telling me you're not bald or fat.

I loved this Andy . I describes about 400 people that I have heard of. And iano, You suck azz. Rewriting another persons work. Cant` you ever come up with your own stuff. You have 399 voices too help you out.

"The Troll Hunter"

Goodness! what is this

Acrostic trying to say

Reading it forwards or

Backwards many times

And still cannot

Guess any reason on

Earth he left out the "i".

you know my ex husband then.

the next time you see him, can you give him my love

omg that was pretty brilliant :D :D

haha