Funny joke. Star if you like it!!!!?

A big Texan cowboy stopped in at a local restaurant following a day of

drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did

it look good, the smell was wonderful as well.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah, Señor, I can see that you have excellent taste!

Those are called, "Cojones de Toro" -- bull's testicles, from the

bullfight this morning. A delicacy!"

The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation down here! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry Señor. There is only one serving per

day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be pleased to save you this delicacy!"

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order and then that

evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called

to the waiter and said,"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Señor. Sometimes the bull wins."