I found out my hubby has been picking up women on his tractor. Should I chalk it up to the wild "farming" life?

All the girls think his tractor's sexy, it really turns em on.

I think I would check in with all the neighbors, because I have spent many hours on a tractor and have yet to meet any women walking in a field looking for a ride on anything. So it appears that the neighbors are just being friendly and walking out to offer him a drink and maybe a rub, then he returns the favor by giving them a ride. But I guess the good part of this story, he come home to you. And you get the full benefit of seeing him without the overalls. Tractor sex, now that is a new one. Very funny and the visual in my mind is priceless.

It's the "I love his tractor" song. Did you get the straw out of the back of his collar?

Lmao! It's all part of the wild farming life!!!

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It those country "wild oats" he's been a stroking, unless the cattle ain't coming round his way much any more. LOL

Women dig big "tractors"

You can probably catch him if you go into the barn and up into the loft before nightfall. He might try to take her up there for a romp in the hay.

Where are you moving honey? To Idaho? Why not ? Go with him and "chalk it up"!

That must be one hell of a tractor or a real casanova.