How's a little Phobia ,,A Poem..?

Phobophobia

Andrew M

A neurotic's nightmare,a Felix

Unger companion Phobophobia

is a phobia that's afraid of other

phobia's or the fear of having

a phobia I do beleive having

this one will cause the patient

to have a nervous breakdown

This would lead to other phobia's

like Iatrophobia fear of Dr's

Then Nosocomephobia fear of hospitals

And finally when he's calmed down

He's scrubbing his hands raw Cause

he also has Mysophobia fear of germs

How does one go about getting help

for this person and others like him?