How "lonely" is lonely?

Hmmmm .... I've been lonely before but it never made me want to thrust Major Ranger into a pocket of steal wool. now did it? ;)

Ain't that Lonely yet/Dwight Yoakum Lonely Days/Bee Gees Hey There Lonely Girl/Donny Osmond Only The Lonely/Roy Orbison

It's difficult to venture into this area, not being a woman. But I think there are better things available than pine cones. Even for the most lonely.

Wow. I have heard of lonely, but lonely enough to do it with a pine cone? that's a special kind of lonely.

I've never been that lonely.

She could have at least made up a good excuse like 'I tripped and fell on it, while I was naked and coming out of the shower'

A pine cone?! What the hell?!

Interesting!

Lonely is when your dinner consist of talking to your cat while your eating a spoon full of peanut butter by yourself.

I wonder if the pine cone enjoyed it.

WOAH. That is lonely on another level. I'm definitley not that lonely.

Girl ??????.........

What kind of web sites are you getting onto ??? : ) )

Hey , times are tough .

Maybe her batteries ran out .

Or she does not have enough $$$ for a male escort .

Or maybe she does not have enough beer for " little Jimmy" down the street .

Like I said , times are tough .

Holy! Pinecone Sex ay.. I'm just gonna uhh.. Go outside a second.. Brb..