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Will you help get dihydrogen monoxide banned from our cities?

Dihydrogen monoxide is a potential killer and is in every city on the planet. In fact dihydrogen monoxide is directly responsible for every hurricane that has ever occurred on this planet and yet governments refuse to act to eradicate this silent menace!

Your own government, local, state and federal is engaged in it's use as is nearly every business. Nearly every city and town on earth has vast underground networks of pipes pumping this substance into our homes and we even willingly pay for the honor of this potential death ray of liquid that can be extremely toxic if inhaled in sufficient quantities. Vast profits have been made from it and even wars have been fought to protect others from squandering it!

Some little known facts:

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

* as an industrial solvent and coolant.

* in nuclear power plants.

* in the production of styrofoam.

* as a fire retardant.

* in many forms of cruel animal research.

* in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

* as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

*every restaurant known uses this substance as food additives and to even wash the dishes you eat off of.

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Even public swimming pools are full of this silent killer and sudden impact with it can cause irreversible conditions, broken bones, very sore skin and yes, even death!

Even though it is well known that every human today has vast quantities stored within our cells sudden withdraw will cause certain death within a few short weeks!

Your children are at great risk if not properly educated about its very real dangers so if you won't help yourself at the very least help eradicate this silent killer to save the children!

PLEASE! For the LOVE OF GOD! Stop the distribution and get banned dihydrogen monoxide before it's to late!

http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/dhmo.htm

Then again, it could be nothing. ;)

Update:

Huh? Water? Are you trying to keep me from cornering the black market on the most precious of commodities? LOL

I was really hoping to get at least one bite, but apparently the Bush doctrine has somehow magically died off. Science must be the responsible culprit in this diabolical matter. ;)

Update 2:

I admit I was gullible enough for a few moments.. <feeling silly> kind of like the Bible..

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I lol'd, good show my man ;)

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    I am a big fun of Rayban as well.

    I always buy from this site...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I think the chemical name on the MSDS is hydrogen hydroxide, and known generically as water.

    Yes, Cajuns take chemistry in high school too.

  • 1 decade ago

    No thanks I like water.

    dihydrogen monoxide HAH..

    (H2O)

    I heard something yesterday about this guy who yelled at his coworker who drank out of his cup that she had just drank dihydrogen monoxide and she was going to die it was a very dangerous chemical and she started freaking out until she realized it was water.

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol wow

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