How come, when Adam and Steve went off fishing together, they never caught any fish?

"All we have is Broke Back mountain!" says Steve.

they are probably just goofing around, making forts, sharpening sticks, and stuff. or their just throwing their fish back. or maybe they aren't patient with fishing, and the take the pole out of the water every other seconds. hows about next time you go along with them. if they tell you to go back, then somethin fishy is goin on (haha lol). but if you go there with them and they fish, and they catch fish, then somethin fishy is goin on, think about it, how come they catch fish no that you are there, and not all the other days. now i honestly think they are doing somethin weird and you have to be onto them, unless you go and fish with them and they really dont catch any fish.

Christians were saving all the fish for the Romans to catch. Apparently they got a big one [ <)))>( ] but it got away

Well, Adam and Steve may not have caught any fish but they may have caught some eels......................that is if they go for "that particular team". LOL

Their battery was low on their fish finder. Deficiency occurs!! And occurs, and occurs!

They were off getting buggered by Padre Pio.

the pool had only plastic fishes..

you are too young to learn about the birds and the bees

They did catch fish - one eyed trouser trout.

I heard it was because they liked fishsticks.