16 and three quarter points for the funniest answer......?

Rub out that easy one and then resolve them

Let me rub one out for you. Or, maybe let me hum you a little tune... while you resolve questions.

Actually, no, that won't work. It would be totally counterproductive because we'd both be kidding ourselves to think you'd be able to concentrate on anything other than what I was doing.

Damn. Hmmm...what to do, what to do...

Well, all this time it's taken me to think this out and type this, my plans are shot for the evening. So, when should I expect you then?

Rub it out, but I think I answered 2nd, so just give me the 3/4 point.

get sumone to rub u out while u resolve ur questions

rub one out

what the **** i supposed to tell u if i have no clue what that means???

ima just go wit resolve bc i dont wanna here the crap about how funny the answer rub 1 out wood be.....to allz that wrote that thinkin what knows u wuz thinking_ y duh hellz did u want to do that

Put up your contacts screen and then let fly. Give the best answers to whoever gets pasted. But wash your hands first.

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i think you should rub one out while you answer your questions, because it's not fair for you to get yours if everybody else doesn't get some,too .

Rub...in a slow circle.

rub one out and put your web cam on!