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Give your best performance and ask him if it was worth roughly $300. If he says yes then tell him good you got that slide as advance payment for a job well done and it isn't going to cost any interest for twelve months

O.K. this one is so simple I can't believe you're asking. Don't think of it as a matter of time because it isn't. It could be only two minutes or as much as twenty minutes. That all depends on your husband, if you know what I mean. Yes, you need to be the reason he cums and when he starts, don't run way. Do what you want with, but take it like a real woman and he'll care less about the bill. He'll cut that card up, pay it off with a smile and respect you more for doing what you needed to do to spoil the kids and still let him know he's the man.

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If you really love your girlfriend and want to stay with her you're going to have to accept the inevitable that the daughter is going to be in your life too. When she's older and matures, she'll learn socially what she does isn't acceptable (at least the temper tantrums) and will evolve into more sly and secretive techniques (such as being manipulative and a compulsive liar to get anything she wants) and more than likely she'll never accept blame for anything. Children act out in different ways (and I have to say one of my old friends was just like this girl at her age and ended up growing up to be independent) and when they grow up without a male figure, it can really throw off the balance of their life. As she's starting to get to an age where she can understand more, she probably has a hard time dealing with the fact she has a father that exists that doesn't want any part in her upbringing and that can be devastating for a child. Especially one at the cusp of adolescence. Not much study has been done on children growing up with characteristics such as psychopathy or sociopathy, but it's becoming more mainstream to start diagnosing at younger ages to try and curb the inevitable. Typical sociopaths: ~ Charm their way into getting what they want ~ Have no shame, guilt or remorse for their actions ~ They will show love and happiness only when it serves their purpose. None of the feelings are genuine. (This also can correlate to upbringing and not receiving love/emotion from either parents) ~ Feel they're entitled to anything In your case, though, there isn't much you can really do about it. It's really up to her mother what she wants done. (I mean, she could theoretically get tests done) but I'm not sure if there's really any medication for her behavioral problems or not. I'm just trying to help give you a better sense of what you're getting into later on as she grows up. You could literally try anything in the book and be doing it all right to correct the matters at hand, but it cannot change the fact that she might not be changeable.

I would have set it up and then showed him lol, never would have thought to do that first.

I wouldn't worry too much, my husband and I bought one of those for our kids....Me and him have just as much fun on it as the kids do!!!

It was totally worth all $300, only thing is the one we have now is the second, be sure it dries and then fold it up and put it away there is an inner lining that will basically deteriorate if left out in the sun to long that the patches will not fix.

omg these people are f'ing crazy. If they would only know how to get the sticks out there *** and enjoy life a little more then maybe there husbands and wives would be a little happiier and then them too could be having great sex. what ever. i say at least 30 minutes - 10 mnutes per hundred for this one, but its not like billy would be mad anyway even if he didnt get any. so for that suck on baby girl

OMG I love Arkie Mom thats the ****

LOL LOL LOL Man I've been wanting to buy my kids one of those slides also. Let me know what works for ya. LoL Because every time I MENTION IT TO MY HUSBAND HE SAYS NO THATS JUST SILLY. I personally think the slides are cool and would even enjoy using them myself with my kids. YOUR A COOL MOM. BUT GOOD QUESTION PROBABLY A REALLY REALLY LONG TIME WITH HOW MUCH THOSE SLIDES COST. LOL

You've got it asss-backwards. You just tell him "Hey, I'm getting the kids a waterslide, and if I hear any shitt outta you, you can just stfu and sleep on the couch for two weeks... oh yeah, then I'll have my period after that. So we're getting a water slide and you better effing like it, or else." If you so much as hear him *sigh*, get some blankets and toss them on the couch and say "I warned you, punk" Now, the focus is his surly behavior, not your spending.

I think you should give him as much as you feel like. I hope your kids enjoy the slide and that you and your husband enjoy watching them play on it. Make up a couple of Hurricane's to drink while they play.

Oh that takes about 1 hour of porn, 30 mintues of oral, backrub after sex and a hoggie to munch on afterwards.

I think that one depends on how well you know your old man. To tell the truth, if I was to have a woman do that, I would want them to get me almost to climax, and then tell me, then finish.... It would go over alot better and I probably wouldn't even be mad...

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