"Arkie Mom"

What would be your "reason" for this disciplinary action? Anything you can think of to make this an over the top experience would be appreciated. Someone suggested a ping pong paddle as a good choice.

Have a 51 year old friend that just can't keep up and thinks that he needs to buy some of this. I say sex twice a day is enough even though I can go more, but, he thinks that he needs a sexual supplement. Not a joke!

too much time on the internet, try to give you money(I don't except, makes me feel really cheap), tell me what books to read? I really already know the answer to this question, but, I feel like he is trying to be controlling, after he is the one that insist that I not fall in love with him and haven't done anything to make him think otherwise. I want a divorce from my husband and reality *sigh*. Please, your insight would be most appreciated!

He is excited that he only paid fifty cents for it from one of the machines at the front of the store! Thinks that he got a real bargain.

For those of you on your first marriage, eleven years or more, what is your opinion on it, good or bad?

Com'on on lets have some good sarcasm here from the husbands and the wives!

There seems to be a thinly veiled battle of the sexes going on in M&D today and it got me to wondering. Does it make a man a b*itc*h if he does housework and a woman one if she doesn't. All of this makes me want to put dish washing liquid down my husbands pants!

If so what were your symptoms, what treatment did you receive and did it make a large positive difference in your mood? Any side effects that were worse than the low testosterone itself from the treatment?

How many of you think that there should be some sort of discount on the divorce cost if you do?

I mean can you leave the courtroom and immediately start getting laid or what? Is there like some divorce etiquette I need to be aware of?

He doesn't appear to be one of those critters that is just going to be friendly enough to allow us to just reach in there and pull him out, there is too much garbage to just dump him out and tomorrow is garbage day. He and our cats are buddies so we don't want to him to end up in the county landfill.

you ask him what kind he would like, what would be the best kind to prepare for him?

Could it be that the ring truly does cut off blood supply to a persons sex organs?

I have noticed person after person on here say that they had a great sex life with their spouse until they put a ring on their finger.

I actually just realized that I had bought my husband a wedding band, but, getting married in the hurry that we did, didn't get one from him and still don't 23 years later. His sex drive left him that night and I am as ready as I ever was. Should I just never allow one to be slipped on my finger to avoid this tragedy?

I have a pretty little green lizard that has been running around in my kitchen for about a day now and we cannot catch him. I need to get him outside so he can get food and water, soon. Any ideas?

You keep the rest of the marital end of the bargain up? Things have never been the greatest between us in the sex department, but, we do get along in a lot of areas. He is the main source of financial support, leaving it up to me if I choose to work or not. We have been married for over 23 years now and have three children between the ages of 15 and 21. He wants to be taken care of and I want him to be taken care of. He has little to no sex drive!

they "love you so much"? My little niece said this to me today at our local gym while swimming. My other nieces and nephews say this all of the time to my husband and I, but, not their other aunts and uncles. I don't spend a whole lot of money on them, but, I will stop and spend some time with them occasionally. I almost cannot wait to go swimming with my other niece tomorrow.

I recently had a physical assessment and my poorest area was flexibility and I think that I have always been this way. I am forty years old and wondering if anyone else has been like this and managed at this age or older to get it back.

I will be using packaged dried apples and canned peaches.

I am not talking about the packaged Nestle cookie dough, I am talking about the get in the kitchen and make it yourself stuff. I was preparing a batch of peanut butter and peanut butter oatmeal cookie dough the other day and decided to risk death, by plunging my finger into that wonderful, great tasting stuff and sucked it off of my finger. I was all alone, but, actually looked up to make sure no one was watching. Guess what, I lived!

*disclaimer* You should never eat raw cookie dough because the raw eggs could contain salmonella and I am in no way suggesting anyone do so!

at him? I fear that I am twice the age that he prefers, I wouldn't want him to think me too old!