When a husband tells a woman that he wants to taste her pie and nibble her cookies, but, only chuckles when?

I'd want a "coconut cream pie", and some "chocolate chip/walnut cookies"!!

Home made with tender loving hands, not the box stuff from the store!

And, if it's "Southern Cooking",

This would make a Yankee, cross the Mason-Dixon line!

Well when a husband tells a woman that, and not his wife, he is looking for a divorce.

I personally love to taste my wife's pie and her cookies are to die for. So lay out a spread for your husband and let him eat until all your desires are met.

People don't always understand metaphors. Look at my question on the old car. That said, I think a guy like than may prefer food that connote a male/phallic metaphor.

It sounds like to me, that your man still has the hots for you and loves your body, just like the first time he saw you. Your a very lucky young woman, I guess I need to move on down the road.

Maybe he doesn't think of something else to taste, and that is YOU! Nicely wrapped proposal for kissing or sex.

Give him your sweet pie my dear, and as far as your "cookies" goes, you don't need anything special on those twins. (I wouldn't, I'd just eat it all just the way you presented it to me!)

prepare him a nice hair pie and rocky road cookies....

Wow, AM.

If there is a person on this post who does not recognize this as a M&D question, it is them who needs to find another category.....wink wink.

ok this is a trick question right? he means he wants to eat and nibble on you

give him any flavor he wants and you both can in joy it together there are many different stores out there to buy any one of his 31 flavors