What's the ugliest tattoo you ever saw on a girl?

I saw a woman once with " Property of Darren" tattooed on her boob!

not only was it a boob tatt (which i loath) but it was property of her husband! christ!

I see a lot of these actually, as I do airbrush tattoos and everyone feels the need to brag to me about their real ink while i am painting them. The worst ones I have seen have been as follows:

A woman with her nickname tattooed on her arm- crooked, every letter sloppier than the last, half in cursive, half in regular print (as if the "artist" wasn't sure how to write some letters in cursive) and VERY raised above the skin (ouch...)

A girl who wanted me to cover her real tattoo with a fake one... which she told me was a heart with flowers around it... but even after she told me, i still couldn't make any of this out- it looked like a pink and green blob in the middle of her lower back, reminiscent of the shape of Texas...

An inner-lip tattoo that the girl told me she got a "good deal" on... I have no idea what it was supposed to say, as it mostly looked ike some sort of nasty fungus.

...and this is just a sampling of some of the things I see each and every day. While this might deter many people from EVER getting a tattoo... it just encourages me to get (and promote other people to get) very high-quality ink, as to show people what good tattoos look like (if you're not afraid to pay for them!)

My cousin got a "tramp stamp" that's a star with some tribal around it... everything about it is crooked or misaligned in some way or another. It looks like the artist was drunk when he did it. It's just plain sad.

this stupid tattoo i have on my back! it was suppose to be a tribal heart with the black things coming from it but it looks like a cross between a circle and an upside down pear! im so angry! as soon as i get more money im putting something else there! ive had it for years though....i also have 5 more :)

A full arm tattoo on a very pretty girl, that was of The Nightmare Before Christmas skeleton guy and his ghost dog. It was a cartoon, on her arm! If your gonna make it a full length arm tattoo, at least make it something that has meaning. Not a cartoon. And this girl was very very pretty.

I knew a thick girl that was very cute, but has this hideous turtle tattoo on her lower back that looked like a dog dragged its dirty crack on her.

I saw a humongous fat lady with a huge mermaid across her arm and bud light logo on her ankle, i was like what the heck!

i saw a lady with a banner of her man's name across her pregnant belly. purple and streched out. Talk about nightmares.

i was going out to lunch one time and a girl walked in with her hair up and the tattoo was slanted on her neck and it said "shortie" i was just like wow waste of money!!

A big Playboy bunny tattoo on the back of a girl. yuck! Tacky!