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Old Earth Evolutionists: If the world is so old, then how come it doesn't need a hearing aid?
Astronauts have been to space and looked at the world and not one of them has spotted a giant hearing aid. Earth's hair has also not turned white. Doesn't this prove that the world is not as old as the OEEs say it is?
33 Answers
- Lady MorganaLv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
Cochlear implants. The question is, where have they been implanted?
It is one of the great mysteries of the science of evolution
- some personLv 61 decade ago
Easy, we've all killed earth's ears with our whining and complaining so it no longer needs a hearing aid. Actually, its ears fell off and are now what we call modern day Mars and Mercury.
Clearly this is a sarcastic question that many don't seem to get.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Are you sure this is for "Old Earth Evolutionists" and not "Old-School Geotheists?"
>>not one of them has spotted a giant hearing aid
Well what do you think the moon is?
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- 1 decade ago
Are you asking this as a serious question? I'll answer it anyway... If the earth doesn't have ears why would it need hearing aids?
- Anonymous1 decade ago
It hasn't retired, bought a Lincoln Town Car, and moved to Florida yet either.
Boom, OEE's!! You just got owned!!
- 1 decade ago
Gaia is a Titan, the precursors of the Greek Gods. Apparently she can still be a hottie after all these years.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I hear Mr Earth has a walking stick though.
