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If a liberal married a human, what religion would they teach their children?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Whoa! Has gay marriage finally been legalized?! By your question, I think it must have been. You know what they say: first people will marry their same-sex partners, then their dogs, goats, etc., and then liberals.

    Heehee! ((((Turtles))))

    Edit: I really hate when people are unable to recognize sarcasm....

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Are you trying to say that people who are liberal in their political philosophy are not human??? Do you really believe that? I happen to be what you would call a liberal (and what I call a progressive) and I am Jewish. I have friends of the same political philosophy as mine but different religions i.e., Christians and atheists and one Muslim. Their children learned about their respective religions from their parents as did mine. None of my friends made the mistake of mixing up religion with politics as you seem to be doing here. And I resent you implying that because I have a different outlook on life than you do, that I am not human. That is a dangerous way to think and it frightens me.

  • 1 decade ago

    I'm a liberal atheist. I have a child and teach him the Greek deities (sorta). My dad exposed him to Christianity and if I ever marry a human ;-), who knows?

  • 1 decade ago

    Are they not both human? Whatever the religion the parents want i suppose and the child may grow up and decide something else again.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Their children would then learn how to use 50% of their brain's potential instead of the average 10 :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The non-religious ideals of using common sense and logic.

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    1 decade ago

    Would they even be allowed to marry? Maybe they should settle for a civil union.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    HA! Trick question, I happen to know that there are just some things us liberals will not do.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Intelligence.

  • 1 decade ago

    Conservatism.

    Well, you started out with a twisted family to begin with.

    Source(s): sarcasm
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I thought Liberals ate their children.

    ooo, tough crowd tonight...

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