Tamara Ecclestone is arguably one gorgeous woman. Which begs the question: Who was the sperm donor?

Bernie wasn't always gnome-like...here is the hip n' happening Bernie at Interlagos in 1973: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3314/3431673721_a4d...

(he's the one on the right of the group, the others are Cevert and Revson).

and here he is aged about 21: http://www.500race.org/Men/Bernie%20Cooper%202.jpg

So although I get the joke about his looks, you can see that he wasn't always so ugly. As to the height issue, his ex-wife is quite amazonian, and her DNA would overpower most men's feeble efforts at self-perpetuation.

In my very best Shaggy voice I'm gonna say.... It wasn't me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ4axo9rmJY

Pmsl at the. midget, goofy dwarf and pygmy references!

Edit Piggin.. So that's the 21 year old pygmy looking hip & happening? looks more like Mr Burns from the Simpsons to me! Strange that the ugly wee sh!te has more hair now, almost 60 years later, most odd that. By the time goofy dwarf is 120yo he'll have hair like Julia Roberts!

So glad we have new names for him, I shall make good use of them! :-)

Allan, do you realize that with your first statement you admit being a goofy dwarf with your head not screwed on straight?

I have to agree with Piggin..., some things overcome the persistent attempts to sabotage the good ways.

I don't know whats funnier, "who was the sperm donor", or pigginheck saying "hip and happening".

All I'm saying is maybe there is truth in the storks delivering babies tale