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Jessica T asked in HealthOther - Health · 1 decade ago

can I really dilute my urine and pass a drug test?

I smoked week 24 hours ago. I have a drug test in about 15 hours. I have drank three gallons of water. I plan to drink another one when I wake up. I bought a home drug test a couple hours ago and it was negitive. Do you think I will pass it tomorrow with alot of water? Its at a clinic, for work. And we all know how hard it is to find jobs. Oh BTW I only took three hits off of a blunt I havent smoked in two years. Im 5'3 128 pounds, average. im 17.

Update:

oh yeah and im pissed because people are being ignorant... You don't think I know it was a stupid thing to do??

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  • 1 decade ago
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    they can tell if you try to dilute your urine

    maybe you could tell them you've been having trouble urinationg, so you've been drinking alot more water lately =P

    i dont really think it would show up positive if you only smoked that little bit and you haven't smoked in 2 years. that little bit of weed isn't very likely to show up in a urine test, unless it's an extensive test

    also, try doing exercises, since cannibinoids sit in the fat in your body [not saying you're fat =P]

    good luck !

  • priore
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    5 years ago

    Diluting Urine

  • 6 years ago

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    can I really dilute my urine and pass a drug test?

    I smoked week 24 hours ago. I have a drug test in about 15 hours. I have drank three gallons of water. I plan to drink another one when I wake up. I bought a home drug test a couple hours ago and it was negitive. Do you think I will pass it tomorrow with alot of water? Its at a clinic, for work....

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  • 1 decade ago

    You might actually get lucky. I know everyone says that marijuana stays in your system for a month or two, but that is not true. That is only true if you are a chronic smoker (tee hee) smoking everyday for many weeks. From one smoke session, marijuana can stay in your system from 2 to 5 days. How long the traces of THC stay in the body depend on several factors: body fat, metabolism speed, how much you smoked, etc. Three hits from a blunt isnt much, but its still THC going in you. Now Clinic tests are much more precise than the cheapy $15 ones you can buy at any pharmacy. I would recommend you spend some time in a sauna as soon as you can, but not closer than 6 hours prior to your drug test. Drink LOTS of water. TONS. Cranberry juice helps too, it makes you pee. By your size, I dont think high body fat is a problem. Theres not much else you can do than try to dilute your pee, but make sure you dont dilute it too much (clear pee is sign for foul play) take vitamins the day of the drug test, itll make your pee darker in tint and thus allow them to not think you are diluting your pee by drinking a lot.

    phew, that was long, BEST of luck! and dont smoke again prior to a drug test!!!

    Source(s): much research on the topic. different websites.
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    water is going to dilute your pee and you will get a "negative dilute" which is the same as positive. skip the gallon of water in the morning and go buy yourself a crap load of redbull. they have 100% niacin in them which gets the THC out of your system. drinking so much water can actually do you more harm than good. =s im serious. do not drink any more water. get the redbull. slam a couple tomorrow morning.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Youll totally pass the test, ok? weed only stays in your system for 2 weeks....and you smoked months ago! plus you only did 2 hits.... it will be fine :) peace✌✌✌

  • 1 decade ago

    It's hard to find jobs, but you risked failing a drug test for one? Dumb, dumb, dumb.

  • 1 decade ago

    Don't drink too much water...

  • 1 decade ago

    Won't happen.Tough luck.You kids should learn you can't cheat the test.

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