HELP!! I CAN'T DECIDE!!!!?

My advice would be that you grow up and start acting like a grown-up. Only children would ask others to make decisions for them. Adults can make their own decisions.

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The church of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is so last year.

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I still believe in God, because he provides the noodles for the church of the flying spaghetti monster... :D

The Church of the Jedi is also a good choice, but I personally find the Church of The Flying Spaghetti monster to be a more logical, reasonable and tastier choice.

PS. Every friday is a religious holiday. The church of the pink unicorn can't beat that.

Of course the people of itallian decent will demure but the Invisible Flying Pink Unicorn Is the one and only

He maketh me to fly

the pink unicorn has tenure, but in spaghetti monster heaven there is a stripper factory. . .I would go with the strippers

The spaghettii monster would be best because if he tells you anything you do not like, like the truth then you can eat him. as you can't rid e the unicorn if you can't see it and if it's invisible how can it be pink?

Bad Badger loves spaghetti.

Try my church! I'm trying to start one about Middle-Earth and all of that stuff!

It's in a book and it say's it happened so it must be true! Come learn to speak Elvish!

The Cult of Glorious Leader is preferable. We have an excellent Potluck on Thursdays.

If you follow the unicorn you get a first class ticket straight to hell.